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The Innocent Suspect by SamMilla1(m): 3:17am On Mar 28, 2008 |
In a shop in Lagos,, a man had entered to ask for prices of items he intended buying at a later time. As he was leaving, he was stopped dead in is tracks by the comment of the shop attendant, "Sir, i dey suspect you".realizing that jungle justice was often used to dissuade thieves, he calmly inquired what he had done to warrant suspicion. As usual, the crowd had started to gather. In the heat of the argument, the shop owner arrived and having managed to hear the case, called the man aside and apologised for the embarrassment. The cheeky attendantnot wishing to be undone asked loudly,"suspect you and expect you, no be the same?" |
Re: The Innocent Suspect by TOYOSI20(f): 7:08am On Mar 28, 2008 |
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