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| A Lawyer With A Heart by sammy6(m): 3:18pm On May 09, 2008 |
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said. “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.” “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated,”You come with us, also.” The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!” “Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place……. The grass is almost a foot high!” |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by ohilebo(m): 3:27pm On May 09, 2008 |
 chai!!!!, which kind person be this lawyers self? I nor know whether make I laff or vex  |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by oluyemimi(f): 3:30pm On May 09, 2008 |
abi oh!!!!!!!!!!! shei  i dey vex for am  |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by Nobody: 3:31pm On May 09, 2008 |
loool  |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by aristole(m): 3:42pm On May 09, 2008 |
Not only heartless but inhumane lawyer. |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by ohilebo(m): 4:30pm On May 09, 2008 |
seconded, I think the best thing na make we vex for this lawyer , their own too much jare  |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by kayowalemi(m): 4:39pm On May 09, 2008 |
Hey, hey, Tell the driver to stop I wan get down |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by ohilebo(m): 4:49pm On May 09, 2008 |
You nor wan follow Lawyer go him house to chop grass again?  |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by Nobody: 6:34pm On May 09, 2008 |
Gawd |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by tytylayor: 6:49pm On May 09, 2008 |
kayowalemi: so na u be d man with 6 children @joke |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by joey007(m): 8:05pm On May 09, 2008 |
@ty anan, why now bad lawyer |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by elizabetta(f): 4:43pm On May 10, 2008 |
Human beings |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by TOYOSI20(f): 6:01am On May 12, 2008 |
Cool |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by bibs(f): 9:35am On May 12, 2008 |
lovely |
| Re: A Lawyer With A Heart by TawaTemi1(f): 3:01pm On May 13, 2008 |
The lawyer is certainly poor for the fact that he was unable to afford the service of a gardener to clear his house. And he is cruising in a limousine, What a mess! |
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