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The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by ituen(m): 7:26am On Jul 12, 2008
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by k9ine(m): 8:43am On Jul 12, 2008
@ Ituen,

re u a guy or a lady?
if u re a guy, i hope these re not what u perceive ur lady to be, or else I ll ask her, to break ur head and come to me.

if u re a lady, u really have done a great reminder to us guys (so we wld b careful)

any how sha, u really nak d tin for him head.
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by ituen(m): 8:54am On Jul 12, 2008
Tnks bro

Wanna know if i'm a guy? Check my profile
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 9:03am On Jul 12, 2008
ituen:


Wanna know if i'm a guy? Check my profile
is that u in ur profile?
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by mellow(m): 9:12am On Jul 12, 2008
What do you expect? That's him for sure or what remains of him.
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by showbobo(m): 10:11am On Jul 12, 2008
Yeah.thats him in the pix.what a goodlooking dude.i met him once
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by Nobody: 10:15am On Jul 12, 2008
showbobo:

Yeah.thats him in the pix.what a goodlooking dude.i met him once

mellow:

What do you expect? That's him for sure or what remains of him.
@guys quite the joke and tell me if that is really him.
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by mohawkchic(f): 12:41pm On Jul 12, 2008
~Ituen that pic on your Profile is Hilarious . .loving the smile!! Cudnt help but notice there's enough gaps in the mouth to be a runway grin
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by HRhotness(f): 12:46pm On Jul 12, 2008
ituen:

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Too true. . .  . I need a handgun! tongue grin
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by Cayon(f): 1:04pm On Jul 12, 2008
U KNOW WHO U R

Make it the first and the last time you Bleep with my computer.  [size=30pt]IT'S A FEDERAL CRIME[/size]

[size=22pt]NUFF SAID[/size]
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by nightnurse(f): 1:20pm On Jul 12, 2008
Ituen,

u don chop finish, no food for u till xmas so better find where ur bele go stay for this rubish u post here oo. and for ur info, go carry a handgun oo na him u go dey sleep with from today hence forth
Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman by Jeovy(m): 2:05pm On Jul 12, 2008
Thank you girl,tell am.Congy go kill am

And Ituen forget profile it lies a lot.Clems will testify to that.

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