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How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by nenergy(m): 1:12pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Hello Greatest Nairalanders, i trust you all are enjoying the holiday. Welcome to the third instalment of “How is my (future) wife doing right now”. Some of you might not fully understand this until you’ve read part 1- https://www.nairaland.com/1061193/how-future-wife-doing-right and 2- https://www.nairaland.com/1136123/how-future-wife-doing-right. So “searching-mode” is still active and i’ve had lots of close encounters, but something isn’t just clicking. Hmmn, 9ja ladies nor easy o, some of them sabi make guy feel like learner.lol Anyway, i feel the end is near and there are two possible outcomes to my quest. It’s either i find “her” and start the journey towards happily-ever-after or i give up the quest, take a vow of celibacy, relocate to Asia and join the ranks of Tibetan monks. The latter is really unlikely though.lol Like i said the end is near and in the end you start thinking about the beginning; and the beginning in this context means the first time i wooed a girl. Fresh out of high school with nothing to do except laze around and do household chores, I began spending time with a certain girl. Soon i began to experience a certain feeling of self-consciousness whenever she’s around and a certain interest in whatever she liked. I told my “gang” and they diagnosed that I was in love. And so began my informal lessons in the art of wooing (chykology). On the D-day my “gang” reminded me of all I needed to know, gave me a shoulder rub and I was ready. Armed with heavy words from my pocket dictionary, I ascended her stairs feeling like a lover from the Shakespearian era- ready to conquer the heart of the girl I loved. I dropped the bomb and her reply was; "Ernest, what do you want from me?" *screech* What?! no no no, that wasn’t in the list of possible questions and answers my “gang” told me to expect. I racked my brain, mumbled some unintelligent gibberish and the battle was lost. In retrospect, I see that she was not only smarter, but more mature- well girls mature faster than guys anyway. And so it was recorded that I flunked at my first attempt at wooing. The battle was lost but not the war-game on! So guys and ladies, how was your first chyking experience? Please share. .....and happy Easter to my Future wife wherever she is. I love you!
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Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by k2039: 1:50pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
[size=13pt] I hope someone isn't having s.ex with her. [/size] |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 2:12pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
She is having a 3some I jus had a vision |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 2:13pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Its Hard for me to respond without being critical, but the notion of the OP makes it seem like there is one specific lady chosen to be your future wife, but the truth is that, its all Hogwash there is no future Wife, your wife will be determined only when you meet her and propose, no one is destined to be your sweetheart, infact nothing is ever meant to be,everything happens as soon we make decisions. so as for me i don't have a future wife but i know there's someone i am going to marry in the future, it can be anybody. |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 2:13pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
k2039: [size=13pt] I hope someone isn't having s.ex with her.Who cares about that? I would rather wish she is making good of herself and making herself a better human than worry about her intimate habits |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by k2039: 2:16pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Mynd_44:[size=13pt]She could be making herself in bed(for her future husband ) [/size] |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Popowaa: 2:17pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Abeg dont give anyone a heart attack mondi_cheeks: She is having a 3some I jus had a vision |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 2:32pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
k2039: [size=13pt]She could be making herself in bed(for her future husband )So when she meet him, she would have gained enough experience to thrill him with |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 2:32pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Popowaa: Abeg dont give anyone a heart attackIs she to blame if some people have weak hearts? |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 2:36pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: She is having a 3some I jus had a visionGo back to that vision and tell her I am not happy with her. She should have gone with 4 men instead |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Popowaa: 2:48pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
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Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Popowaa: 2:49pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
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Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by efosanice: 3:17pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Everyone is writing to their future spouse, i find it both funny and interesting. Read this one too. http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/01/letters-to-future-wife.html |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 3:17pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by nenergy(m): 3:21pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
pc guru: Its Hard for me to respond without being critical, but the notion of the OP makes it seem like there is one specific lady chosen to be your future wife, but the truth is that, its all Hogwash there is no future Wife, your wife will be determined only when you meet her and propose, no one is destined to be your sweetheart, infact nothing is ever meant to be,everything happens as soon we make decisions. so as for me i don't have a future wife but i know there's someone i am going to marry in the future, it can be anybody. Believe me i agree with you that; "no one is destined to be your sweetheart". When i say "Future wife", i mean the lady i will eventually marry, not the one wrapped in a cocoon somewhere.lol My quest now is to find any lady worthy and ready to accept all the love in my Ventricles and atriums.lol So now that we are clear, tell me about you first chyking experience |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by k2039: 3:29pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Mynd_44:[size=13pt]her skills in bed. Skills come with experience. [/size] |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by zeedward: 5:19pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
why dont u finish up ur own story.tell us ur response |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by SLIDEwaxie(m): 6:47pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
k2039: [size=13pt] I hope someone isn't having s.ex with her. Mynd_44:hypocrite 001...i see u |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by nobniger: 6:59pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
If she's a Niger in the country, I think you should be happy you don't know or even care. Don't forget, there are no other fun, non really, in that country but sexx, I'm sorry. |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
nenergy: it was awkward,i ar first started by trying to impress her with lies and false swag, i cud read that she was getting bored, then i just started just talking calm and just saying some words to wine her. though it didnt work out later because i uttered those three words months later, and then she wasn't looking for anything serious. mehn bad memories. funny ish is that we are still friends but she tries to get me to feel that way which is not possible anymore. 1 Like |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 7:12pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
SLIDE waxie: hypocrite 001...i see uI think you are blind |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 7:33pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Mynd_44:she can only take 3 at a time |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 7:34pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Popowaa: Abeg dont give anyone a heart attackif he has done it wit someone else's future wife, there is nothing wrong wit her doing the same |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 8:02pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: she can only take 3 at a timeA pity |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Mynd44: 8:04pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: if he has done it wit someone else's future wife, there is nothing wrong wit her doing the sameTrue |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Mynd_44:lol |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by Orikinla(m): 8:45pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
She has been harassing me with phone calls. She called me over 20 times today. |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by 190: 9:14pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Orikinla: She has been harassing me with phone calls. nor be only you ooh we in same boat |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by pokenose(m): 9:53pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
Its funny the way everyone is thinkn about thier future wives. If men are finding it this hard to find a wife, i wonder how the female folks are coping. Some of them may be thinkn 'would any man ever marry me?' |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by nenergy(m): 9:53pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: She is having a 3some I jus had a visionCool, as long as its a spiritual "3some" with God the father, son and holy spirit. |
Re: How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? Part 3 by nenergy(m): 9:57pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
pokenose: Its funny the way everyone is thinkn about thier future wives. If men are finding it this hard to find a wife, i wonder how the female folks are coping. Some of them may be thinkn 'would any man ever marry me?'There is someone for every one! Your paths just need to cross. |
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