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A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by DeHero1: 6:02am On Apr 07, 2013 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care, 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Nobody: 6:31am On Apr 07, 2013 |
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Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by DeHero1: 6:38am On Apr 07, 2013 |
Br3nd4: How did u know? Actually, I just had an accident yesterday on Okada. ![]() |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Nobody: 6:49am On Apr 07, 2013 |
LMAO.. Get well soon ![]() |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by DeHero1: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2013 |
Tank.... I'll try |
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