The 11th Husband,

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was, God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?


"Your're with the
"GOVERNMENT",


This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."

*boring*

it okay , But no offence tho , u wasted 3 mins of ma precious life wen i could have been luking for a different topic,

I force your eyes to read am?

funny. . .but recycled

@ poster
nice joke keep it up
why won´t u guys stop being hypocrites. sam milla for example, ur jokes madly suck and as for you felore post a joke.

@hcl_chloride

ganjaboy, its because u dont have a good understanding, ask questions in this section before saying rubish again

SAW MILLER
what do you mean by 'you do not have understanding'? what has understanding got to do with the fact u're a cow and hypocrite? too much of ecstasy tablets is making you jump too much. open your eyes before u make any comment here,YOU DEY HEAR ME SO?!!!

Sam milla will soon lev Narialand bcuz of me -

SAM MILLA:

IF BOTH OF YOU NEED ATTENTION HERE ON THIS SECTION, BEG ME TO INTRODUCE YOU, DONT COME FROM BEHIND BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT GET ATTENTION THROUGH SAYING RUBISH ABOUT ME.

[size=20pt]uhm the great General[/size]

hey I love that joke. I need people who can make me laugh. I just come into a small fortune and I am celebrating at my place. I want all happy people to came . I got food and booze and music laid on for Saturday 12th April I hired a big screen TV too so if anyone wants to come to a GreEEEAAAATTTT! FREE PARTY bring all you friends to 23 Igboye Street off Alapere Ketu Lagos 23401 and we will ROCK AFRICA. FREE TO ALLLLLLLLLL
Saturday night ' LIFTING THE PEOPLE UNITING THE NATION'

operation feed the nation. see yea

SAW MILLER
who know you?na who u wan introduce or na your copy and paste already remixed jokes dey decieve you?
if you put your head inside u go turn into morpheus at once.