A colleague sent this to me and I thought it would be nice to share it,



The wife came home from work early and found her husband in theirBedroom making love to a
very attractive young woman. Understandably, she was somewhat upset.

'You are a disrespectful pig!' She cried. 'How dare you do this to me, A faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!'
Her husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute luv, I can explain what happened.

' You can try', she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began - 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home And this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out. And defenseless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, The soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair, '

Then he took a quick breath and pressed on - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

[size=16pt]'Please , Do you have anything else that your
wife doesn't use?'[/size]

It's cool

lol
nice one

I no blame the guy joo ??

WHAT WILL JESUS DO ??

HEHE, too funny

geezzzzz,devil is a liar

Jeovy:

geezzzzz,devil is a liar

Yet, devil see princesa cut cap for her.

a good one.
one man's poison is another man's meat.

@gbolalekan No, One man's food is another man's POISONOUS

too bad for d wifey, serves her right

God catch the woman.