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Damn Fine Explanation by leftone: 6:54am On Jan 13, 2010 |
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car, I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please , Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? |
Re: Damn Fine Explanation by Lolajoy(f): 7:59am On Jan 13, 2010 |
; Nice joke. |
Re: Damn Fine Explanation by bandely(m): 9:46am On Jan 13, 2010 |
Phew! |
Re: Damn Fine Explanation by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Jan 13, 2010 |
lol very fantastic joke! since the wive doesnt value his bla bla bla he gave it to the guest lol the woman should count her loss |
Re: Damn Fine Explanation by santanovva(m): 1:25pm On Jan 13, 2010 |
since my girlfriend hasn't been using me to the optimum, may be its time i donated my self to Charity(my landlord's beautiful daughter's name)! |
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