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Stuttering Problem by drealnoni(f): 6:17pm On May 10, 2006
A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.
After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.

Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying
problem of stuttering.

Patient: 'Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?'

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by
removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem.

The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be
worth it.

The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up.

Patient: 'Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem, my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches'.

The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says:
'I dddoonnnt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble',
Re: Stuttering Problem by diddy4(m): 10:01pm On May 10, 2006
oh sh*t, he took the extra six inches
Re: Stuttering Problem by Ddii(f): 1:36pm On May 11, 2006
yes .
and his own wife just luvs it !
Re: Stuttering Problem by trailblaze: 4:01pm On May 11, 2006
OMG! The Doctor too like better thing. No be so!!!
Re: Stuttering Problem by lauryn(f): 1:40pm On May 12, 2006
thast funny
Re: Stuttering Problem by dm(m): 2:16pm On May 12, 2006
trailblaze:

OMG! The Doctor too like better thing. No be so!!!

wink
Who no like Beta tin??
Re: Stuttering Problem by dbaptist1(m): 2:04am On Nov 30, 2008
d doc know wat matters most but the man doesnt
Re: Stuttering Problem by dbaptist1(m): 2:09am On Nov 30, 2008
d doc know wat matters most but the man doesnt
Re: Stuttering Problem by studio43(m): 10:30pm On Dec 01, 2008
u must be talking from experience, grin
u sure sey you asre not one of those kind of doctors wey dey use there pen*s as sciscors during for operation wink
Re: Stuttering Problem by darequam(m): 12:41am On Dec 02, 2008
I'm back
Doctors de enjoy o. They get to tell a fine chick to UnCloth.
Re: Stuttering Problem by DamiD: 8:39am On Dec 02, 2008
NA d nature of their job naa cheesy
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 8:46am On Dec 02, 2008
i dont envy doctors one bit
Re: Stuttering Problem by DamiD: 9:10am On Dec 02, 2008
romade:

i don't envy doctors one bit

You had better not
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 9:22am On Dec 02, 2008
wen did u bcome a counsellor?
Re: Stuttering Problem by DamiD: 9:38am On Dec 02, 2008
The moment u chose not to envy Doctors one bit
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 9:59am On Dec 02, 2008
na wah 4 all dis small pikin wey don overblow o
Re: Stuttering Problem by clemcykul(f): 11:40am On Dec 02, 2008
dem no dey hear word
Re: Stuttering Problem by bydot1(m): 11:55am On Dec 02, 2008
smal pikin no dey hear word in time
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 2:02pm On Dec 02, 2008
i miss my clumsykul embarassed
Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2008
m e . . . .2 cry
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 2:54pm On Dec 02, 2008
common miss anoda person jor
Re: Stuttering Problem by clemcykul(f): 3:01pm On Dec 02, 2008
lol who be your clumsy?? chei i don surfer grin embarassed grin embarassed

mykali don miss road grin

i miss all of una wella especially my dear tatafo grin grin
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 3:10pm On Dec 02, 2008
lubbish
Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 3:40pm On Dec 02, 2008
who is lubbish? na ya girl friend name?
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 3:46pm On Dec 02, 2008
spen knows beta
Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 4:20pm On Dec 02, 2008
how can? ina dey share d same babe ni?
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 4:28pm On Dec 02, 2008
just dont say u heard it from my clem
Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 5:42pm On Dec 02, 2008
your clem? hmmmm. sad
Re: Stuttering Problem by sholabanke(m): 7:16pm On Dec 02, 2008
think straight
Re: Stuttering Problem by folly69(m): 7:18pm On Dec 02, 2008
about wat
Re: Stuttering Problem by romsky: 8:21am On Dec 03, 2008
all of d above witout stuttering
Re: Stuttering Problem by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Dec 03, 2008
they think na, cuss their brains are in their back pockets

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