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Stuttering Problem by seaman104(m): 11:12am On Nov 23, 2011 |
A man walks into his doctors office and says "dddddddoc, i'v bbbbeen sssstammering fffor yyears nw , pppls cccan u hhhhelp mmme?" The doc says"well i'l have to examine u b4 i can answer u" he examines him and says "i think i knw what d problem is" "wwwwwell wwwwhat iiis it dddddoc?"says d stutterer. "its ur pennis! Its abt 18 inches long and all of d down pressure is puttin a strain on d vocal cords" D guy asks "wwwwhat can wwwwe ddo abt it?" Doc replied "well i can cut it off and implant a shorter one and i can guarantee that It wud cure d stuttering" The guy says "dddo iit!" 4 weeks later the guy returned "um,thanks doctor u'v solved my stutterin problem i dont stutter anymore bt i'v only had sex once,in d past 1month. My wife doesn't enjoy it anymore, i cant satisfy her she says she prefers my 18inches and ryt nw i dont care if i stutter again i think i want u to put my long one back" The doc replied "nnnnnope! A dddddeal iiis a dddddeal" |
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