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Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 2:06pm On Apr 19, 2013
The chief entrepreneur Bin Gee is back with a banng.
Its a dental and teeth removal center.
Remove your aching tooth here for a 60% discount offer.
Plus, we have at our center, very qualified dentist and teeth experts who can remove even all your teeth for you. If your teeth are rotten, we can change them to bling-bling for you, if you have lost them, we can give you medicine to grow them back.
if you dont have money, you can come with your wife, daughter or mother to act as a guarantor for you.

Now meet our special dentists below. Come one, come all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 2:08pm On Apr 19, 2013
MEET THE ROTTEN TEETH REMOVAL SPECIALISTS BELOW... grin grin grin

Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 2:09pm On Apr 19, 2013
MEET MORE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 3:16pm On Apr 19, 2013
Never a dull moment with alhaji pastor chief doctor professor engineer architect BIN GBAGBO!!!
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 3:41pm On Apr 19, 2013
Lagusta: Never a dull moment with alhaji pastor chief doctor professor engineer architect BIN GBAGBO!!!


wink


But Lagusta moh i ask ooo,....u no get any rotten tooth u wan remove?? grin ...i can offer you a 70% discount lipsrsealed
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 3:51pm On Apr 19, 2013
bin gbagbo:

wink


But Lagusta moh i ask ooo,....u no get any rotten tooth u wan remove?? grin ...i can offer you a 70% discount lipsrsealed

oh yes, i have 5 teeth on my anus, 10 teeth on my prick and 1756 teeth all over my body......

However, my real teeth have fallen off!!! embarassed
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:52pm On Apr 19, 2013
But 'memorial' centres are dedicated to dead people na:|, Bin are you posting from the dead?sad

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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 3:59pm On Apr 19, 2013
Lagusta:

oh yes, i have 5 teeth on my anus, 10 teeth on my prick and 1756 teeth all over my body......

However, my real teeth have fallen off!!! embarassed




YOU REQUIRE AN URGENT SURGERY... embarassed WE CAN OFFER YOU A 70% DISCOUNT
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 4:00pm On Apr 19, 2013
Valiantvaliant: But 'memorial' centres are dedicated to dead people na:|, Bin are you posting from the dead?sad




I AM NOT DEAD angry
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 4:07pm On Apr 19, 2013
bin gbagbo:



YOU REQUIRE AN URGENT SURGERY... embarassed WE CAN OFFER YOU A 70% DISCOUNT

oook, reporting asap cheesy

*packs bags, baggage and luggage*
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2013
Lagusta:

oook, reporting asap cheesy

*packs bags, baggage and luggage*




*PREPARING TO OPERATE LAGUSTA, GETTING MY TOOLS READY*......*speaks to mysel *I go show am say, Jesus no get bow-legs angry

Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 4:17pm On Apr 19, 2013
* still waiting impatiently to operate Lagusta * angry
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 4:26pm On Apr 19, 2013
Boss, i dey fear ooo, yeee, see equipment, instruments and facilities!!!

shocked
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 4:35pm On Apr 19, 2013
Lagusta: Boss, i dey fear ooo, yeee, see equipment, instruments and facilities!!!

shocked


*dont worry, it is not painful ....trust me......(speaking to myself) today na today angry

Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 4:46pm On Apr 19, 2013
Okay, m here now......

*praying seriously!!!*
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 4:54pm On Apr 19, 2013
Lagusta: Okay, m here now......

*praying seriously!!!*



* First injects him to sleep deeply and picks my tools weapons ....turns on the radio so outsiders will not hear the noise *

* operation in progress*

Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Nobody: 5:07pm On Apr 19, 2013
Lagusta:

oh yes, i have 5 teeth on my anus, 10 teeth on my prick and 1756 teeth all over my body......

However, my real teeth have fallen off!!! embarassed
Oh Poo!!! shocked shocked
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:47pm On Apr 19, 2013
The dental technician is here cool
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 11:39am On Apr 22, 2013
hours later , Lagusta's wife walks in

Mrs Lagusta: guuz morning dokuta

Me: Good morning my dear

Mrs Lagusta: Is the operation successful?

Me: smh ...i am sorry we lost him.. cry

* mRs lagusta falls to the ground and wailing...i join her on the ground and starts with my own thing wink*
grin
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 12:21pm On Apr 22, 2013
bin gbagbo: hours later , gbagbo's wife walks in

Mrs gbagbo: guuz morning dokuta

Dr lagusta: Good morning my dear

Mrs gbagbo: Is the operation successful?

Dr lagusta: smh ...i am sorry we lost him.. cry

* mRs gbagbo falls to the ground and wailing...i join her on the ground and starts with my own thing wink*
grin

grin grin grin
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 1:38pm On Apr 22, 2013
Lagusta:

grin grin grin



ghost?? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Lagusta(m): 4:53pm On Apr 22, 2013
bin gbagbo:


ghost?? shocked shocked shocked shocked

maybe, maybe not!!! wink wink wink
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bunmioguns(m): 10:56pm On Apr 22, 2013
Weldone bros e...i dey help u bring big customer *speaks quietly in his ear* his name is Luiz Suarez . . .. .u wil remove jis first five teeth..no mistake......nd dont forget my share @ d end. .. *swags out*
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by JojoArmani(m): 11:49am On Apr 24, 2013
Bin Gee i cant stop laughing. Now na dental center. Who knows wats gonna be next. Lol.....
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by bingbagbo(m): 11:53am On Apr 24, 2013
bunmioguns: Weldone bros e...i dey help u bring big customer *speaks quietly in his ear* his name is Luiz Suarez . . .. .u wil remove jis first five teeth..no mistake......nd dont forget my share @ d end. .. *swags out*


that one has been referred to the SCOAN grin


Jojo Armani: Bin Gee i cant stop laughing. Now na dental center. Who knows wats gonna be next. Lol.....
Jojo Armani: Bin Gee i cant stop laughing. Now na dental center. Who knows wats gonna be next. Lol.....


lol, jojo...long tyme no seee ooo cheesy
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by Xymc1(m): 5:17pm On Apr 25, 2013
Lwkmd.. Me laughin stop not,i'll bring my uncle's daughters sister brother aunty's son's cousin tomorrow 4 check-up grin gringringringrin
Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Dental And Teeth Removal Center (remove Your Teeth Here ) by JojoArmani(m): 11:43pm On Apr 25, 2013
bin gbagbo:


lol, jojo...long tyme no seee ooo cheesy
i still visit nairaland but stops @ de FP. Though @time our Joke section is too bored for my liking. Hope u re just ok.com

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