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Women Again by doracle4(m): 9:00am On Apr 10, 2008 |
Ladies please forgive me if anything rude, and guys just keep this in mind. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the mugu calling. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple? I LOVE WOMEN |
Re: Women Again by Nobody: 10:22pm On May 21, 2008 |
You're a liar |
Re: Women Again by Nobody: 10:23pm On May 21, 2008 |
abeg d guy talk true small |
Re: Women Again by welli(f): 10:29pm On May 21, 2008 |
small truth dey inside.num 2 |
Re: Women Again by RampantT(f): 10:30pm On May 21, 2008 |
Ofcourse we love to shop |
Re: Women Again by proo212(m): 10:54pm On May 21, 2008 |
Women are lying, scheming, devious, vicious creatures, make sure you don't fick anything else! |
Re: Women Again by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 21, 2008 |
Women are lying, scheming, devious, vicious creatures, all dis german leute sef,bitte halten sie deinen mund |
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