One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle.”

The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, “If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”

The wife grabbed her husband’s p, s and replied, “and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your bother!”

funny,cool one

been here before but still funny sha.

l.o.l

wow that was harsh

Haa, Four men on her

@ JOKE

nice one dere

i aim to please

i no fit shout

of course u av 2 shout.oya begin dey shout

I loose that rope wey tie ya mouth

of course u av 2 shout.oya begin dey shout Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . he don do now. abi u wan make ma troat tear gomot that juju wey u take talk am now now

at least d purpose is achieved

agbaya

Hmmmnnn! Na wa for women o.

na wah 4 men oo

@joke lmao

that woman must be lolaabbey if na lie ask the mailman

Hmmmnnn! Na wa for women o.

now tell me: whats is wrong with women

na wah 4 men oo

and un wetin do men

that woman must be lolaabbey Grin if na lie ask the mailman Grin
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mailman com tell us ur own. natrue

*dials the mailman's number*

olori nla who send you? instead make u come massage my back u dey busy dey busy body up and down plus middle

romade:

agbaya

omode osi

yeyesl i fotocopy u

my clumsy u xpect me to massage dat ur back wey thorns full Allah kia e

I won't say anything in this matter

@ben better for your sanity.

@romance thorner the better*winks*

starts whistling*