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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by misreal(m): 10:15am On Apr 25, 2013
testing is another word for fornication...please my ppl flea frm fornication cos it is a sin against God nd ur body...it is gud u date smebody dat u r free with,smebody dat u cnt hide anytin frm so dat wen u wnt to do it on ur wedding day..u will first of all discuss hw u wnt it to be done...

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Okeyson4wisdom(m): 10:15am On Apr 25, 2013
Proverbs 20 vs 17 says bread of deceit is sweet to a man, but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel. U cannot eat ur cake and still have it. Wait until after marriage. And God will honour your wedding with blessings.

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by braine(m): 10:15am On Apr 25, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: grin @Topic..U guys should let me think and talk like a guy for a few seconds( for the purpose of this thread)
Okay..what is no testing? I believe Op means a lady that is against pre-marital sex..Ok Oh! I can marry no testing, tested and tested but not working self! U know why? love knows no barrier, and the moment we begin to attach conditions to love (esp in marriage)n then that marriage won't stand the test of time.
Therefore, I can marry anyone that truly loves me and can live with me for as long as we both breathe, whether Tested or Non-tested.

Now, let me talk like a woman- Its really risky to marry a non-tested guy..Cos, its hard to find a Virgin-Boy amongst these punny-lovers roaming the face of the earth( although, some still exist)..So, I have this fear that non-tested guys are either suffering from Impotency or small-dicck syndrome (just my tot oh)..and one would be disappointed if after marrying a non-tested guy to find out he can't actually perform..( My tots again, I am not generalizing).

Cool story dear. kiss . This is strictly for men. Open another thread for men testing. grin
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by timecop28: 10:16am On Apr 25, 2013
sammie-d:


don't mind him..wen he becomes a father let him give out his daughter for men to test drive...den he will understand..it is only irresponsible men dat demand sex before marriage and it is only women who has lost d value of dere life and longer have virtues dat give demself to men who av not duelly committed themself in marriage...

Bros, haven't u heard of a lot of divorce issues coz the sex wasn't good enough? or why do u think some men/women become adulterous after barely few mnths into their marriage. For me, my woman must be very very very very good in bed to even qualify to be my partner talkless of a wife.
How i else do i find out? A broda gotta test!
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by hydrocarbon(m): 10:18am On Apr 25, 2013
Habahh..!4 watin nah ?e be like say una no knw saw wrong engine dey,bst advice 4 all youth,test b4 anytin ooooo
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by dandollaz: 10:18am On Apr 25, 2013
Miss Ope:
How do u know a female is intact?
you r lady a asking this question.it looks like you don't even know when you disvirgin yourself.talk tru now or?
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by tjmc: 10:20am On Apr 25, 2013
kasheemawo: Is good to test engine b4 u buy it because in the longrun it may not work to capacity

Hahahah. Guy u don dey madt abi
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by ozodimgba(m): 10:22am On Apr 25, 2013
No even try am cos, I cant buy a car which i've resell right non tested not to talk of marriage which is once and for all. Who am i to blame if yawa ghas? I can only allow it go untested if it still has confirmed warranty. Hope u understand? No testing no deal. wink cheesy
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by kolamilan(m): 10:24am On Apr 25, 2013
Why not
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Mercie1: 10:27am On Apr 25, 2013
masagoody: God bless your father... One thing people fail to understand in life is that what goes around comes around... Young people are biting more than they can chew, and they wonder why things are getting worse by the day... What are you going to teach your younger ones?, that it is okay to sleep with a girl you intend to marry to know if she is good enough on bed? What then stops her from sleeping with other men and hanging out with other guys to determine who is capable enough to meet her needs. As long as the earth remains, seed time and harvest time shall not cease...
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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by timecop28: 10:30am On Apr 25, 2013
dandollaz:
you r lady a asking this question.it looks like you don't even know when you disvirgin yourself.talk tru now or?
Looool!!!! A seemingly urgent question before she Self-destructs.
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by olsmade(m): 10:30am On Apr 25, 2013
I can, and I will
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by sammied(m): 10:34am On Apr 25, 2013
[quote author=timecop28]

Bros, haven't u heard of a lot of divorce issues coz the sex wasn't good enough? or why do u think some men/women become adulterous after barely few mnths into their marriage. For me, my woman must be very very very very good in bed to even qualify to be my partner talkless of a wife.
How i else do i find out? A broda gotta test![/quot

testing b4 marriage is not a guarantee dat d marriage will stand d test of time..u only need to look at America were people meet and immediately go into sex..yet d divorce rate in america due to infidelity is over 60%...d highest in d world..the truth is A MAN OR WOMAN WHO CANNOT ABSTAIN FROM SEX B4 MARRIAGE DOES NOT RESPECT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE..and dats already a wrong foundation for d marriage..the days of old our parents waited untill after marriage..and divorce and infidelity was almost non-existence...EVENTHOUGH THINGS AND PEOPLE CHANGE...REMEMBER PRINCIPLES NEVER CHANGE..SEX IS FOR DUELLY MARRIED PEOPLE.

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by yahrant140(m): 10:36am On Apr 25, 2013
gree-die:
yes ofcz
i beg stop that crap joor,u be virgin?wen i check ur pix u looks like girls wey don go for many testing,stop forming saints in NL.

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by jaymdee(m): 10:39am On Apr 25, 2013
This is some difficult situation if you ask me. You could go the moral way and marry someone who would make a boring sex life, then you have to live with that based on the principles of marriage. Again, you could do some "testing" and face the dire consequences of pre-marital sex. I'll say go with your moral indications. All man for himself. Shikenna!!!

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by sheymoni(m): 10:40am On Apr 25, 2013
i need to knw if the engine can still carry AC so i need to test run
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by 190: 10:40am On Apr 25, 2013
yahrant140: i beg stop that crap joor,u be virgin?wen i check ur pix u looks like girls wey don go for many testing,stop forming saints in NL.

thats my wife u talking about undecided
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by lainex(m): 10:40am On Apr 25, 2013
when no be say i dey mad how person way i wan marry for don dey do jackie chan make she talk tell me say till wedding nite kojoo. Muscle pulling no catch me for ma magic stick na. Na to confront her if she no gree den me go dey nak outsyd be dat and if dem collect her husband den she too go luk for anoda guy chikena. Even she go get belle self coz dis gurl of nowaday don comot all dere pikin finish person go come dey run around ontop one stupid love abeg pikin gangan na da love.
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by 190: 10:41am On Apr 25, 2013
sheymoni: i need to knw if the engine can still carry AC so i need to test run

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U know some ladies of nowadays their ENGINE FAN BELT don cut grin grin grin
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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by dammytosh: 10:47am On Apr 25, 2013
I can Marry Brand New "No Testing" but i can not marry Tokunbo "No Testing". If it is Tokunbo, i will like to test because there is no warranty on such.

- My Opinion

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by 190: 10:48am On Apr 25, 2013
Okija_juju:



Even in Nigeria now, before you buy land, there is what we call Bush entry/Marching ground that must be done.. You must survey the land before you pay!!


[size=38pt]ROTFLMFAOOO grin grin grin[/size]

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by 190: 10:49am On Apr 25, 2013
dammytosh: I can Marry Brand New "No Testing" but i can not marry Tokunbo "No Testing". If it is Tokunbo, i will like to test because there is no warranty on such.

- My Opinion

abi ooh - grin grin
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 25, 2013
Those who want to test, you test to see if she is good or if she can make babies?
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Toks2008(m): 10:53am On Apr 25, 2013
So unfortunate the culture of chastity has been destroyed. This is why once a girl is dis-flowered,her chances of been chaste till after marriage remains obscure. No man will want to deprive himself knowing you are already fairly used. Too too bad.

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by dullassini(m): 10:54am On Apr 25, 2013
Capital NO except she's a virgin
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by MissOpe(f): 10:56am On Apr 25, 2013
dandollaz:
you r lady a asking this question.it looks like you don't even know when you disvirgin yourself.talk tru now or?
Just answer my question.... How do u know a lady is still intact period? Why am I even asking ... zooming off to google jor...
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by sexxxxy(f): 10:56am On Apr 25, 2013
U men are funny

What if she's made a personal vow to God not to indulge in pre marital sex again ?

So cos she's not a virgin..she should indulge in it with every dick n Harry she meets?

Losing her virginity gives men the right to now f**k her because she's lost the right?

Don't ppl change?

To be honest, the reason most women go celibate is too sniff out Losers like the ones on this thread!

*drops the mic*

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Nicemoc(f): 10:59am On Apr 25, 2013
[quote author=jmoore]Testing not allowed.
Having premarital sex is like building a house on a land you haven't bought.

It is a disrespect to the lady's body if you demand sex before marriage.

Thank you!
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by lainex(m): 11:01am On Apr 25, 2013
All is preachers self na dem dey fire pass chai dem for don nak sista finish for church even sista's go dey fight ontop dem..... God is with all of us abeg really its fornication but since both of una don dey do am ddn fire on. U no so gurlz r log of tree u beta sabi person way una wan marry.hw person go dey deceive ya dey chop cane outsyd. I know we all are sinners make one man come dey preacher wetin him dey do wit all da sista's for church abeg no person holy. Sum people are just use da name of God for carmoflag....
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Nobody: 11:04am On Apr 25, 2013
dammytosh: I can Marry Brand New "No Testing" but i can not marry Tokunbo "No Testing". If it is Tokunbo, i will like to test because there is no warranty on such.

- My Opinion

LMAO! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by 190: 11:06am On Apr 25, 2013
[quote author=Nicemoc][/quote]

really

but it is not disrespectful to bill a man for ice cream, suya, fashion trend, lipstick, fried rice and mr.biggs before marriage abi

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by BarryX(m): 11:07am On Apr 25, 2013
Sincerely, i don't want to test before marriage whether She's a chassis or Tokunbo (pardon my choice of words attributing the women folk which includes our Mothers and our Sisters to cars sounds rude and degrading but...). I want to deprive myself of sex at least for the courting period if only she reciprocates prior to the honeymoon. Cos from my experience ,the moment is best enjoyed when the Thing is delayed, it's likened to saving the best urge for last. It's a SWEET MOMENT to savour

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