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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Chomzy19(f): 2:44pm On Apr 25, 2013
djeezy: No waiting o. I believe sex is very pivotal when it comes to marriage. I mean great sex and i'd like to test whether she's boring in bed or not. Some women just lay like corpse when having sex and some get tired easily and i can't put up with all dat. So i'm gonna test in all ramifications.
and after' testing' n she is boring in bed u dump her abi, and go for another test drive, watever a man sows he shall reap

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by smartg(m): 2:47pm On Apr 25, 2013
If she ask me to wait, i will. But from that day i will not spend kobo on her again until the marriages
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Chomzy19(f): 2:50pm On Apr 25, 2013
Oohrhii:

You are not in a position to answer the question.

Considering the fact that you are a female..you are the one to be tested not the tester.

@OP i will never agree to a marriage without testing ooOO..and i don't do virgins.
I foresee ur turbulent marriage breaking up after five yrs...more lyk virgins don't do u

@0p Is that what u consider ur female folks as, a 'commodity' cos that's d only thing that can be tested
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by didicold(f): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2013
Laffing my head, u gotta wait for it..bwahaha, NL no go kill me

and laaaadiiiieeees*dont forget to put d cookie in d cookie jar*#said in kindergartener's voice#
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Chomzy19(f): 2:55pm On Apr 25, 2013
timecop28:

Bros, haven't u heard of a lot of divorce issues coz the sex wasn't good enough? or why do u think some men/women become adulterous after barely few mnths into their marriage. For me, my woman must be very very very very good in bed to even qualify to be my partner talkless of a wife.
How i else do i find out? A broda gotta test!
don't u know where to find d profs in bed with their years of experience?y do u still need to fynd someone to test? D people who have experimented wit tons of di*ck re there for u

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by scarletdp(m): 2:55pm On Apr 25, 2013
The only way i'll marry without testing, i'll have to meet her for the FIRST time the nyt before the wedding, coz if I meet her the day before I go test the nyt before, gbam
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by buklan4realyah(f): 3:06pm On Apr 25, 2013
Suprises: angryangryangryangryangryangryangryangry

Pls who is gonna put me through,i have neva seen a live VA.GINA before and am 27years old.pls ladies help me
angryangryangryangryangryangry:>(


ur GF nko? she no b V.....N cheesy
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by tinanchedo: 3:09pm On Apr 25, 2013
If you test , your daughter must be tested and even be dumped for you after testing. there is cama try hold your joystick

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by tinanchedo: 3:13pm On Apr 25, 2013
32-D:

[size=14pt]on one condition, no testing till marriage, no dowry till u give me a son, its as simple as that[/size]
the man has the y sperm. so no woman can give herself any child she can only carry the baby for nine months. the sex is been planted by the men. you hear MUMU Man

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Venchy: 3:19pm On Apr 25, 2013
sexxxxy:

Hahaha... its not a big deal sweetie..I'm blessed.

I thank the almighty smiley


And to reiterate

Yes S-E-X is a big deal!

That's what I like to hear, straight babe, some people are norm that's why intimacy isn't a big deal.
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by elhadjkoko(m): 3:23pm On Apr 25, 2013
Paschal007: grin grin grin


Me self dey laff oooo.
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by blesdman(m): 3:25pm On Apr 25, 2013
Better so, marry for the qualities. You can make a woman you decide to marry whatever you want her to be. That is why you are a husband which also sounds like a gardener to a garden(ie a husbandman)
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by elhadjkoko(m): 3:26pm On Apr 25, 2013
djeezy: No waiting o. I believe sex is very pivotal when it comes to marriage. I mean great sex and i'd like to test whether she's boring in bed or not. Some women just lay like corpse when having sex and some get tired easily and i can't put up with all dat. So i'm gonna test in all ramifications.

Guy, u're something else o....lolz
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Krisgift(f): 3:28pm On Apr 25, 2013
pleep: Only if she is a virgin. Im actually praying for that
What you sow,you shall reap.you dey pray make u marry virgin,while u no be virgin.you see your life?
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by elhadjkoko(m): 3:34pm On Apr 25, 2013
smartg :
If she ask me to wait, i will. But from that day i will not spend kobo on her again until the marriages


grin
smartg :
If she ask me to wait, i will. But from that day i will not spend kobo on her again until the marriages


Guy, U dey para oooo...lolz
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by segsxpendable(m): 3:40pm On Apr 25, 2013
gree-die:
yes ofcz
sharrap dere, dem ask u
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Chomzy19(f): 4:07pm On Apr 25, 2013
Anyways what normal woman wants to marry a guy who has d mentality of 'i hv to take d car i'm buying for a test drive' that is a clear indication of what he regards u as 'a property he is purchasing' an alert for any wise girl to run for dear life

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Krisgift(f): 4:17pm On Apr 25, 2013
190:

grin grin grin
[size=14pt]
True

U know some ladies of nowadays their ENGINE FAN BELT don cut grin grin grin
[/size]
Chai!We ladies don suffer,na woman una dey use car parts dey qualify?smh...
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by henryskywalker2003(m): 4:18pm On Apr 25, 2013
As for me, I promised myself that the next time I'll have sex with a lady will be on my wedding day. I see no reason to test. Besides, the whole idea of testing is scary to me. So, if I should date 10ladies b4 meeting my wife, I'll have to sleep with the 10? Medical speaking, that's dangerous. Think about diseases one can get (and don't give me all that crap about condoms because the whole idea of testing lies on her getting pregnant before marriage). Then again, the spiritual aspect. If you advocates of "testing" only know the implications of sex you folks wouldn't mind praying sef before doing it.
P. S. Not to toot my horn but my last relationship lasted for just a year and there was no sex and yes, I see her every day and no, am not impotent merely seeing a lady's cleavage can give me a hard-on.

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Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by denony(m): 4:22pm On Apr 25, 2013
sexxxxy: U men are funny

What if she's made a personal vow to God not to indulge in pre marital sex again ?

So cos she's not a virgin..she should indulge in it with every dick n Harry she meets?

Losing her virginity gives men the right to now f**k her because she's lost the right?

Don't ppl change?

To be honest, the reason most women go celibate is too sniff out Losers like the ones on this thread!

*drops the mic*


NO DEAR,
DON'T DROP THE MIC, KEEP RAPPING
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by denony(m): 4:24pm On Apr 25, 2013
Krisgift: Chai!We ladies don suffer,na woman una dey use car parts dey qualify?smh...


BUT CHECK AM NA grin
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by DECOtech(m): 4:33pm On Apr 25, 2013
jmoore: Testing not allowed.
Having premarital sex is like building a house on a land you haven't bought.

It is a disrespect to the lady's body if you demand sex before marriage.


Even when d lady cld be thinking of u as less a man for not yet pouncing on her? hmm
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by vicese(m): 4:33pm On Apr 25, 2013
cheesy Nigerias get bad mouth died.......... But as for me, if she let me test no problem, but if she say no, i will respect her like dat, but all depends on the kind of woman, if she is the lose type (without character, player, unserious, don't take advice, e.t.c), i may take advantage of her. If she is not lose, virgin or not, i will respect her, as long as she is a wify material.......
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by fastlane84: 4:59pm On Apr 25, 2013
jmoore: Testing not allowed.
Having premarital sex is like building a house on a land you haven't bought.

It is a disrespect to the lady's body if you demand sex before marriage.



Tah
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by nikkyshyne(f): 5:14pm On Apr 25, 2013
kingsots: YES if she is a virgin...that is after some 'test' just to confirm its intact.
lol, what kind of test? So you can dis-V her in the process right?
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by nikkyshyne(f): 5:16pm On Apr 25, 2013
vicese: cheesy Nigerias get bad mouth died.......... But as for me, if she let me test no problem, but if she say no, i will respect her like dat, but all depends on the kind of woman, if she is the lose type (without character, player, unserious, don't take advice, e.t.c), i may take advantage of her. If she is not lose, virgin or not, i will respect her, as long as she is a wify material.......
sounds cool.

Chomzy19: Anyways what normal woman wants to marry a guy who has d mentality of 'i hv to take d car i'm buying for a test drive' that is a clear indication of what he regards u as 'a property he is purchasing' an alert for any wise girl to run for dear life
And comparing virginity/women to a car is quite annoying. Rubbish thinking by them boiz.

timecop28:
Defo if she is good.,if she doesn't smell foul, if no irritating discharge, e.t.c. Skin diving is out of the options!
Yea right! You test just to satisfy your sexual feelings.
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by goshen26: 5:18pm On Apr 25, 2013
gree-die:
yes ofcz
yo a guy?
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by walybouy(m): 6:10pm On Apr 25, 2013
Virgins Thata cool only if she is but a situations where ladies apply alum to tighten that enlarge pathway may not be differentiated by disillusioned dudes waiting till they get hooked......as for me i test drive and will continue untilllllll i have the perfect engine
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by 40fied(m): 6:14pm On Apr 25, 2013
Oohrhii:

You are not in a position to answer the question.

Considering the fact that you are a female..you are the one to be tested not the tester.

@OP i will never agree to a marriage without testing ooOO..and i don't do virgins.
oga so u no know say na lez she be?
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Chrisjane(f): 6:20pm On Apr 25, 2013
Krisgift: What you sow,you shall reap.you dey pray make u marry virgin,while u no be virgin.you see your life?
my sis de vex o. *enters thread, prays 4 all and leaves*
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by Nobody: 6:23pm On Apr 25, 2013
Have been testing my girlfriend for the past 3years noow..........and na only death fit split us(na marriage sure pass)she don even dash me 2 of her friend for testing.......testing is good u need to check ur girl if she no dey smell(mine pussy smell like fruit wine) somee girls dnt allow guys to touch dem until marriage because dey smell like rotten egg
Re: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by favouryemmy: 6:51pm On Apr 25, 2013
Oladhayor: Guys,can you wait till your wedding night before you have fun with your wife?
Why not? That's what I did when it was my turn.

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