Saw this on Facebook, thought it was on point and similar to a trending thread by acidtalk. I completely disagree with number 9 though. Absolutely disagree. Your thoughts?

THIS IS HOW TO REMAIN POOR

1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there are no bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??

2} Never plan how to spend your money..
Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and
recall how you spent it..

3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money...
How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs..

4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated "...
How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school.

5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital..
How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6} Complain about everything except your own attitude:
Blame the system the government& the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers.

8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay..

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age...


the truest of them, used to think my dad was stingy... Rip Pa

Dis topic don make front page b4 not quite long. Mod, ar u sleeping?

@op wht abt how 2 get rich?

makes sense

i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?

Riches is good. But there are really no hard and fast rules. For some people they need to invest in some certain relationships to get to the place of wealth, some people need to put their talents to use like music, writing books, comedy & acting, some need to join politcal parties and run for elected office (if they don't steal their salary alone will make them wealthy), some need to just be deligent in whatever they do, some will need to start a business venture or invest in real estate, some need to develop proposals and send to companies, Other avenues of wealth are marketing and supply of goods, network marketing, import and export,
some people just need to go back to school to improve on their educational qualification,
There is a lot to do to get to the place of wealth and riches

Some great advice here. I wish people would learn to leave their comfort zones. Strive to succeed!!!

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i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?

Go to the spiritual section of Nairaland.

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Stegomiah: Dis topic don make front page b4 not quite long. Mod, ar u sleeping?

I don't think there is any reason what so ever to not let this particular thread be on front page for as long as possible, In place of things like chika ike shaves her hair for 5m (which just shows how shallow nollywood is,doing the same thing over and over again and yet expecting to gain hollywood status).

The choices we make today go a long way to determine our future .Here is a post on how your choice affects your future.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/03/youth-development-your-choice-your.html

. Compete in dressing.
Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive..
This point is true but to my own amazement when you correct anybody with this act, they will think you are jealous of them.........igbeyin lon yee oloku ada

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E make sense sha..

and who plans to remain poor? nonsense

lekkie073: and who plans to remain poor? nonsense

Ask d op nt me

True talk.

Copied! Back to Facebook! I love this anyway.

A replica of Acidtalk thread. CIAO!

Akpa ife: @op wht abt how 2 get rich?

If you want to get rich then don't do those things he listed.

seen this before,but it makes sense.

And who says not waking up on time makes you poor

Shine1177:
If you want to get rich then don't do those things he listed.

i second that, the opposite is how to remain rich forever....

Next thread jaghre...

Akpa ife: @op wht abt how 2 get rich?

simply do the opposition of the aforementioned.

If u r still finding it difficult to figure out then u r naturally meant to b poor 4 life

Some people do all dis and still swim in money...if u can afford latest car expensive fone and cloth.. give u child all what they want then u are rich..so I still don't understand how a poor man can afford all dis oooo

Fellas, don't follow to this post - if you love yourself.

All on point except number one! Me am a sleeper o!!!!!! and am not poor! even as a baby mum said I never troubled her cos she could leave me and go do something else as I slept a lot! Though I missed my Jsce maths exams due to sleep (no! that one na fear of maths cos am) I still sleep a lot now o! Anyway sha am self employed so there be no boss to query me.

This kind of info is not for a place like NL, so Mr Moderator remove it now.