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I Could Remember My 1st Jamb by aquatic1(m): 10:37am On Apr 28, 2013 |
JAMB! JAMB!! JAMB!!! I could remember my 1st Jamb in d Year 2001. I was sitting 4 Use of English. I shaded d ones I knew and was waiting 4 MANNA 2 fall When I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.Through d help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was already in no 65. I was still in 21 and time was almost out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her until we got 2 no 98 together. Suddenly, She looked up, caught me and shouted in a low Voice. 'What are It?, Why is U copying me?, Copys! Copys! You is not shaming! As big as U dey! You is a dulls boy! You are a disgrace Ur Manhood!' Na so I shout, "Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I am finished! I don die 2day! 5 minutes more? Abeg! Who get Eraser! Somebody Help!! Happy sunday people |
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