Some "funny" facts about women.
Women always carry their handbags around: Men must have not
noticed this, but women always carry their handbags or purses.
They feel awkward if they don't carry anything in their hands.
And we really don't know what they have inside their bags!
Women never have anything to wear: Give them thousands of
bucks; they can spend the whole sum on shopping. And still
complain that they haven't got anything to wear. The fact is that
most of the clothes or accessories in their closets are either one-
time-wear or not even that.
Women don't bathe everyday: Not all women bathe everyday, no
matter how much they profess cleanliness and hygiene. They rely
on deodorants and perfumes to smell good.
Women eat a hell lot: When men are around, women act like
they eat too little. But when left alone she can polish off a full size
pizza. Now, we know why women always talk about food and
recipes.
Why women love TV serials/Soap operas so much: We know most of the
TV serials look so stupid and funny but women still love them. Probably
they just want to feel that there are people worse off than them.
After sex women still love to be kissed: Men always feel tired
and prefer to sleep after sex, but women don't. They like to talk,
fool around, and kiss each other. For a great relationship, men
should take note of this.
Others
-Women worry about their looks while having sex
-Women love to bargain, even if they don't like the buy
-Around seventy per cent women would rather have chocolate
than sex
-Women don't like another woman to wear the same dress
-Women mature much faster than men
-Women can spend a whole day before the mirror
-Women don't need sex as often as men do. Sex is more about emotions
for women.
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If you know any other funny facts about women, please add to the list.