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Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 7:05pm On Apr 16, 2008
Two presidents are talking over coffee,
Yar adua, of Nigeria, says to Biya (Cameroun) "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid.
Do you doubt me? Let me show you."
And he called his driver over and said , "Musa, here is a 1000 naira bill,
go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes car."
To which Musa replied, "Yes Sir! Right away Sir!", and he rushed off.
The president turned to his pal and said, "See, the slowpoke is brainless.
"Biya said , "That's nothing. You want to see stupid? Let me show you stupid.
He called his driver, "Mboma, run home now and check to see if I'm at home."
Mboma said, "Yes Sir!! Right away Sir and ran off.
Biya turns smugly to his buddy, "See what I told you? That's my simpleton.
Later on, the two drivers met on the road, Musa said to Mboma,
"Eh, you know my boss is really stupid.
He gave me 1000 naira and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes,
Like he doesn't know that today is Sunday and the showroom would be closed!.
To which Mboma replied, "You think he is stupid, huh?
My boss is worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home,
Can't he just use his cellphone to find out,
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 7:17pm On Apr 16, 2008
hahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 8:50pm On Apr 16, 2008
no offence to d camerounians ,afterall my presidoo is among
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by Nobody: 8:53pm On Apr 16, 2008
lool mumusss! cheesy
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by holythug(m): 10:55pm On Apr 16, 2008
ummm. . .they r more than 2
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by ayusman16(m): 8:22am On Apr 17, 2008
dumb ass mumus grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by savesoul(m): 8:46am On Apr 17, 2008
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by clemcykul(f): 8:58am On Apr 17, 2008
rofmosoasoa grin grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by olulu(m): 9:46am On Apr 17, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin ;






grin grin grin grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 7:57pm On Apr 17, 2008
clem, this ur new new slang dey fear me o grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 8:00pm On Apr 17, 2008
me too
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 8:22pm On Apr 17, 2008
who ask you
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 8:27pm On Apr 17, 2008
you
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 8:32pm On Apr 17, 2008
**finally my ancestors answer***

**lightening comes down and strikes Sam**
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by Naijagurly(f): 10:46pm On Apr 17, 2008
thats really funny! grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by mimiko(f): 3:18am On Apr 18, 2008
lol
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by bluespice(f): 3:21am On Apr 18, 2008
i reject pissing for body in the morning in Jesus name amen ROFLMAO though kai!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by StephenP(m): 4:17am On Apr 18, 2008
clemcykul:

rofmosoasoa grin grin

rofmosoasoa. . .lmao. That was hilarious.
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by TOYOSI20(f): 4:22am On Apr 18, 2008
Funny Joke.
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 11:09am On Apr 18, 2008
very funny joke
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by gilgee(m): 11:37am On Apr 18, 2008
@Clem.
This your new phrase na wah ooo.
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 11:39am On Apr 18, 2008
baffles me too. bit my toungue trying to pronounce it
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by gilgee(m): 12:38pm On Apr 18, 2008
chai! See wetin over bla bla dey cause. You don reach cloud nine tire so tey your brain begin climax. Utilization of orgasmic grammar. grin
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 1:43pm On Apr 18, 2008
sam, so u actually tried to pronounce it undecided undecided

**walks off shaking my head in pity for that man**
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 1:58pm On Apr 18, 2008
*draws him back*

where do u think u r going
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 2:05pm On Apr 18, 2008
to kuvuki. i have a government to run u know
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by SamMilla1(m): 2:06pm On Apr 18, 2008
go quick, cos saucekid will place ransom on your head soon
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by tufe(m): 2:15pm On Apr 18, 2008
aiight !!
Re: Stupidity Part 2 by shooo1: 5:38pm On May 12, 2008
do u understand french ? or was biya speaking in english

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