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| Kids In School Think Quick by alsheex(m): 12:40pm On Apr 19, 2008 |
Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GL ENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER &n bsp; : Goss, why do you ! always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is, TEACHER : No, Millie, Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by babakura(m): 1:37pm On Apr 19, 2008 |
not bad school jokes  |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by naijastyle: 11:15am On Apr 20, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 20, 2008 |
hehehe cheeky school kids  |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by Cayon(f): 3:03am On Apr 21, 2008 |
cute!! |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by Cadet(f): 3:41am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Hahaha! Nice! |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by tufe(m): 2:22pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 7:14am On Apr 22, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ohilebo(m): 7:33am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Reminds me of a kid, His Teacher always calls him Coconut Head, and one day the Teacher brought out Garri and was about mixing it in water with sugar and the little Boy jumped out of the class room through the window and made an attempt to run home but was later brought back to the classroom by some bigger pupils. when asked why he had to jump through the window and run, he replied; I looked at the table and our Teacher had only Garri and sugar, no groundnuts , no fish. I got scared and thought that the Teacher was going to use my Head to eat the Garri because he always refers to my Head as a Coconut head. |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 7:36am On Apr 22, 2008 |
nice idea but the concept aint tight enof Hw will the teacher eat his head  |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ohilebo(m): 7:47am On Apr 22, 2008 |
@ ituen, ask me, the little boy got his Brains thinking too fast  |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by micklplus(m): 7:51am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Nice jokes cheers |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by clemcykul(f): 8:15am On Apr 22, 2008 |
good jokes |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 9:00am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Yea ohilebo, i think the poster was also affected |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ohilebo(m): 9:03am On Apr 22, 2008 |
@ ituen  , i nor dey ooooooo |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 9:34am On Apr 22, 2008 |
you too fear  dats why u cant be a chief in kuvuki |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Apr 22, 2008 |
no mind the liverless chicken |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by tytylayor: 10:39am On Apr 22, 2008 |
@joke lmao |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by tufe(m): 10:50am On Apr 22, 2008 |
he is in deed very liverless |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ohilebo(m): 7:57am On Apr 24, 2008 |
@ clemcykul, why are u looking for my trouble? I thought you stopped stealing chicken way back in secondary school,, and ur best part was the liver, stupid Ole fowl like u @ tufe , why u go see liver chop wen ur guy clem do steal the whole fowl? |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by clemcykul(f): 8:19am On Apr 24, 2008 |
ohilebo i sure say ur bald head dey disturb u dis morning |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ituen(m): 8:20am On Apr 24, 2008 |
meaningless accusations |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ohilebo(m): 8:25am On Apr 24, 2008 |
@ clemcykul , how u take know? u dey see me? |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by segunpc(m): 8:54am On Apr 24, 2008 |
@ poster u try. |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by ADEFUNMITE(f): 9:23am On Apr 24, 2008 |
its ok |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Apr 24, 2008 |
wats ok adefumigate? |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by tufe(m): 10:01am On Apr 24, 2008 |
u mean she's a fumigation spray |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by folly69(m): 10:11am On Apr 24, 2008 |
cool jokes |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by naijastyle: 10:16am On Apr 24, 2008 |
tufe: by their names you shall know them |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by Moyola(f): 10:37am On Apr 24, 2008 |
lol @ jokes, |
| Re: Kids In School Think Quick by tufe(m): 11:24am On Apr 24, 2008 |
@naija thats makes u a naija thief  |
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