lmao

folly why shine ur teeth?

he wan show say him don finally brush after 6months

That mouth must be stinking to the high heavens

Ituen how you take know?

i don tey when e dem dey kiss each other

Young man,

correct that english now before my starcomms go disconnect

lmao u no well

his starcomms don disconnect already

true talk.

it happened the whole of yesterday

I bin think say na blackberry u dey use?

well dem thief am from my pocket last week

well me na green berry i dey use

pink nko

@CLemc

Thot urs was blabla berry?

Mo Fe Jeun! E Jo, Bami She Yam Ati Stew! 

mo ti gbo. but before i do that go baf first

i have bathed already jare, oya, ejooo bami she yam ati stew now

oya lo wo pata

two of you shud sharrap!!!

what? is your head correct? benu e dake, olodo

i said sharrap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i said kiss my ass

oya, bring the ass na

OOPS, did i say mine, i meant to say my grandma's

**drags IBK off, she sees the size of my bla bla bla, and she's so happy. no one has given her this size b4**

off we go

*curtains fall*

*ibkaye pours water on tufe and he wakes up* stop dreaming olodo *ibkaye pulls down tufe's trousers and boxers in order to see his bla bla bla but she cannot seem to find it, all she can see is a burnt mini springroll, ibkaye is confused*

yeah, the rest is that *ibkaye cuts off tufe's bla bla bla, not that it would make a difference and throws it in jay's mouth*

and when tufe is done, Jay jumps ontop ibk, she screams her brains off. she's enjoying every pary of it

she screams because shocked to see jay on top tufe

*throws water on tufe and jay* wake up from your dreams jo