WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Too much money)TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks..(Other people will tell the story on ür behalf)FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Miracle worker)IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports..(Classic 419)STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment..(Lagos mumu)WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter..(Over sabi)FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000..(Mugu! Why not wait for the pirated copy-its just N150)LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions..(that is true love)STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts.........make dem follow u laugh...hav a lovely wikend