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My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 8:19pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
I give you question joke posting here. If you already heard this jokes before, please apologize. Jokes is not my bag here on NL! I will give REAL ANSWER after the person on NL posted his/her answer. Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 8:35pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Because 7 8 9 old but i still love it |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 8:51pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@ibkaye Correct: actually, BECAUSE 7 ate 9! |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 8:52pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
uspry1:hehehe oops, i guess i should have spelt it that way instead of using '8', nice one though, keep doing watchu doing |
Re: My Question Jokes by SamMilla1(m): 8:53pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
good one uspry, send more |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 8:54pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
[center]The Forgotten Anniversary [/center] Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and GUESS WHAT SHE GET? |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 8:58pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
LOL BATHROOM SCALE |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:02pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Dang @ibkaye, THAT IS CORRECT! Also Ron has been missing since Friday!!! |
Re: My Question Jokes by SamMilla1(m): 9:04pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
dont get this one ibk n uspry explain |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:06pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@Sam lol the wife told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!!" as in when she stands on the scale the arrow goes from 0 to 200 within 6 seconds, meaning the wife is orobo, the husband is calling his wife FATTY BOOM BOOM get it? |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:12pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
SAM MILLA: @Sam Briefly, Ron's wife nags knowingly that Ron always forget about their wedding anniversary! I strongly believe that Ron have no idea what kind of wedding annivery gift will be but remembered wife said ", goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 second" He chose a BATHROOM SCALE for her. It must be overweight wife he tired of her naggings all those year. So he disappears on the weekend! LOL! |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:18pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
A child points his finger to a stranger's ear staring at the same time asking a question: What is something hold on behind the ear with covered all around the external ear canal? |
Re: My Question Jokes by saucekid(m): 9:19pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
my AK 47 about to blast you off |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:21pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hehehe you got me here uspry, i no know o |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:28pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
What is something hold on behind the ear with covered all around the external ear canal? ibkaye:Yep! Yep! I GOT YOU! I wish you ought see me dancing in motion (I don't know the name of dancing with arms circling) I decided stop using google anymore. Use my real life experiences I find lot of people asking stupid questions. ANSWER: a hearing aid behind the ear! [img]http://www.nidcd.nih.gov/staticresources/health/hearing/images/ha_types.jpg[/img] |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:29pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
uspry1:lol! good one, keep em coming hun |
Re: My Question Jokes by saucekid(m): 9:31pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
sanctions them to security check |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:32pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Grown Adult asks me question: How do you know when the emergency siren coming behind you while you are driving on the road and you cannot hear at all? |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
light flashing? |
Re: My Question Jokes by joey007(m): 9:40pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
bravo |
Re: My Question Jokes by SamMilla1(m): 9:43pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
bravo for what, thats easy |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:44pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@ibkaye that is Correct: siren flashing is the number one sensitive GETTING ATTENTION to deaf drivers QUICKLY. That is why most deaf customers have special device with lamp flashing or strobe light for doorbell ring/knock, phone ring, and baby crying!!! |
Re: My Question Jokes by uspry1(f): 9:45pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
What is something bed shaking in few minutes that went off automatically? |
Re: My Question Jokes by joey007(m): 9:46pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
but that cant help in this country |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:47pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
My brother and his girl getting it on in the room next door |
Re: My Question Jokes by joey007(m): 9:48pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
who is that ur bro |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:50pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Sam |
Re: My Question Jokes by SamMilla1(m): 9:54pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hi ibk , i am here darl |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:55pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Keku ka imelo? |
Re: My Question Jokes by SamMilla1(m): 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
actually, its KEDU KA IMERE |
Re: My Question Jokes by Nobody: 9:58pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
ahh, my bad ok kedu ka imere? |
Re: My Question Jokes by gilgee(m): 10:01pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Sam my grand mum dey find you. Report immediately. |
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