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Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by ibromanner(m): 12:10pm On May 12, 2013 |
Ozegbe:mtcheeew! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by POLICECAP: 12:13pm On May 12, 2013 |
Da-ny-ell: [size=18pt]OP: WHERE DID YOU GROW UP [/size] I oppened the thread with the thot that you grew up like a normal kid. [color=#red][size=14pt]Well, mayb I'm d abnormal one here cos this was what I did [/size][/color] 1 Like
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Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by eriegua83: 12:20pm On May 12, 2013 |
O boy my favourite POLICE CAP: |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Chillypelly(m): 12:20pm On May 12, 2013 |
imsu.boi: Just like the day you were born. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by claremont(m): 12:21pm On May 12, 2013 |
When there is a serious thunderstorm, we say 2 elephants are fighting. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by eriegua83: 12:22pm On May 12, 2013 |
An adult will spit on the ground b4 sending us on an errand nd tell us if we delay our navel will rotten 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by aflovic: 12:25pm On May 12, 2013 |
Then, whenever it's raining and sun shining, we believed tiger is given birth. If u drink coconut juice, u will become a dullard. Lol. If u eat fish eye, u will always score zero in ur class. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by tejpot(m): 12:26pm On May 12, 2013 |
king arizona: I was never a kid.... I was 15yrs old when mama gave birth to me... I don't know what u n*ggas are talking bout!You must be the banned KYLE XY! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by tejpot(m): 12:29pm On May 12, 2013 |
aflovic: Then, whenever it's raining and sun shining, we believed tiger is given birth.I fell for this coconut juice one o. There was this time in pry sch that my performance was not that interesting anymore I was attributing it to d juice |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by kakaG: 12:33pm On May 12, 2013 |
Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ? |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Reachyrich(f): 12:33pm On May 12, 2013 |
eriegua83: An adult will spit on the ground b4 sending us on an errand nd tell us if we delay our navel will rotten[color=#770077][/color]When there is heavy thunder in d sky it seems d world is coming 2 an end. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Bharbieface(m): 12:36pm On May 12, 2013 |
slimyem: When its raining and the sun's shinning at the same time,we go say lion dey born. ah remember dis very well... lion dey born pikin...lwkm |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 12:40pm On May 12, 2013 |
That India beat Nigeria 99-1. If I hear! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by BarbieBlues(f): 12:42pm On May 12, 2013 |
Hahhahahaha...... I had some queer experiences I'd like to share. I was told dat as a gurl 1)I'd get preggy if a guy speaks to m( I went to an all gurls school so ws able to avoid men lik plagues 2)If a guy urinates nd I step ova it,I'd hav very ugly children 3)If I step out of d house @ nyt,esp in villa,I'd see dead relatives 4)If I lick mango wif coke,I'll die 5) If I bend down nd look between my legs in d markt place,I'll see people floating in d air,I.e ghosts(nva really chcked ds 1 out) 6) Wen an airplane passes,nd u sing really loud,u'll get a bag of money(u can nva imagine d sore throats I got frm screamin,wondering wot I wuld hv done wf d money @ dat age) 7) I'll be a dwarf if I don't eat beans(hated d food wf a passion) etc Lmao.......!!!! Mum finish me no b small 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by IYANGBALI: 12:54pm On May 12, 2013 |
Ozegbe:what has the stoopid question got to do with the issue? 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by alabitj: 12:57pm On May 12, 2013 |
U dont pass under a stretch hand, or u will never grow taller than d height of stretched hand |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Ephramed(m): 12:58pm On May 12, 2013 |
If eagle dey fly join ur two middle fingers together start to turn around.d eagle go start to feel dizzy then finally fall for ground. Kai,but it wz fun though. Ohhh and laykay laykay give me white finger.......after singing person finger go become white. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 1:01pm On May 12, 2013 |
Fear of OjuJu Calabar 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Richy4(m): 1:02pm On May 12, 2013 |
When someone sneezes, it is assumed that somebody some where is calling that person's name |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by maninmood(m): 1:08pm On May 12, 2013 |
Da-ny-ell: Hmm, this reminds of me of my childhood. And as a matter of fact, large proportion of 'grown' Nigerians still believe in all these fictional things! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by AroOkigbo(m): 1:11pm On May 12, 2013 |
We gladly gave part of our meat (after dinner) to the housemaid who then passes it to God at the back of the house. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by delta234: 1:15pm On May 12, 2013 |
1.when those white birds fly in the air(don't know their names though)and you wave at them,white pigments will appear on your finger nails. 2.rainbows are caused by spilled kero/fuel on the main roads. 3.being stingy caused boils(especially around the eye) 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by anekemary: 1:19pm On May 12, 2013 |
This thread is so hillarious, I used to think that bread crumbs was gotten from garri and Egusi seed(melon) was gotten from d seeds of watermelon. I was also scared of all kinds of birds cos I thought they picked humans and eat them (imagination from the movie full moon) and I thought coconut water will make you dull |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Bryancrox(m): 1:23pm On May 12, 2013 |
I use to tink dat any qirl dat is lukinq at me is likinq me...I jst break rule number 21 pls seun dnt ban me o |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by fame12k(m): 1:28pm On May 12, 2013 |
Always thought dat those dat have bears is as a result of cigarette smoking, If u have bears that means u re a cigarette smoker. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by honeric01(m): 1:28pm On May 12, 2013 |
delta234: 1.when those white birds fly in the air(don't know their names though)and you wave at them,white pigments will appear on your finger nails. 2.rainbows are caused by spilled kero/fuel on the main roads. 3.being stingy caused boils(especially around the eye) lekeleke |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by krap(m): 1:41pm On May 12, 2013 |
For those that went to boarding schools,there was this story about MADAM KOI KOI,please who can tell it 'cos my memory is hazy now... ,For those that didn't have such beliefs,it is never late,you can pick up some being stated here and start growing up again 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by FOLYKAZE(m): 1:46pm On May 12, 2013 |
When it rain and the sun shine at the same time, the lioness gave birth. It implies the water is for bathing and the sun for drying the baby skin. Also for preventing the lioness from eating the baby |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Piro4rl(m): 1:49pm On May 12, 2013 |
i use to think that coconut water/juice will make u dull |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by 18wheeler: 1:51pm On May 12, 2013 |
shyvicky: when there is lightening we say,god is snapping us,all we do on earth,when u do wrong we have one grass we tie into a knot that makes the adult to forget itDid that too. The grass is called 'tofa' in hausa. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by PrinceJoe1(m): 1:52pm On May 12, 2013 |
If someone crosses over u when u are lying down, you won't grow up again unless the person crosses back 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by FOLYKAZE(m): 1:52pm On May 12, 2013 |
I thought God pour some palmwine in coconut |
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