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Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by FOLYKAZE(m): 1:55pm On May 12, 2013 |
If you eat fish eye, you will score zero in class |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by SirJohn(m): 1:55pm On May 12, 2013 |
Blood money, bulletproof charm |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by FOLYKAZE(m): 2:00pm On May 12, 2013 |
I do believe any old men and old women in the community are witches and wizard causing bad luck |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by FOLYKAZE(m): 2:03pm On May 12, 2013 |
Scared of Dark room. Thought my dead neighbour comes around in the dark hour |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by FOLYKAZE(m): 2:09pm On May 12, 2013 |
I can only play with my friends in their house but cant eat their food. if I do, they will give me witch |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by lonelydora: 2:10pm On May 12, 2013 |
When you urinate on the ground, and snake moves along the urine, your P***S will grow very big. When you whistle in the night, you are calling spirits. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Maximus85(m): 2:24pm On May 12, 2013 |
I used to blv dat drinking Garri with Mango will cause me tommy upset. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by QueenofLife(f): 2:25pm On May 12, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by haysal(m): 2:27pm On May 12, 2013 |
When dia z lightning -God z taking our pictures! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 12, 2013 |
When i pick up money from the ground i will turn to a goat. And that God....well existed. LOL |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by penzino(m): 2:47pm On May 12, 2013 |
As a kid, if I did something wrong, I pluck out a strand of my eye lash and put on my head... The belief was dat when I do dat whatever I have done wud be forgotten.... So cute... Still laughing at myself... |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by saintneo(m): 2:56pm On May 12, 2013 |
There are white people ( ndi ocha) & black people( ndi Igbo). Until I schooled in UNIPORT, I always thought that the entire eastern Nigeria are Igbo with the exception of Calabar people. Only fair-in-completion girls are beautiful..... Still giving them preference. Stubborn kids have bone-heads. Singing: some have food but cannot eat.....is the worst song ever.( someone nicked my biscuit after singing that song. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Celestyn8213: 2:57pm On May 12, 2013 |
When you loose a tooth, you don't smile so that the lizard will not see it or else it wont grow back...lol |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by nurudiho(m): 3:14pm On May 12, 2013 |
[color=#990000][/color]I believed that if we catch agama lizard and put #1 in its mouth and berry it after 7 days we will find some new note money there |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by harmony2013: 3:25pm On May 12, 2013 |
When our anuty want to beatme. i put onions under our armpit so that it will not pain me. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by donMecuzy: 3:30pm On May 12, 2013 |
Leke Leke Give me White White Fingers |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by PAGAN9JA(m): 3:46pm On May 12, 2013 |
harmony2013: When our anuty want to beatme. i put onions under our armpit so that it will not pain me. LMAO! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by miz4oxley(m): 3:47pm On May 12, 2013 |
I could remember way back that when the car inner light was switched off, I so believe the NEPA has taken the light! |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by kumari089(m): 3:52pm On May 12, 2013 |
1.Dat when rain is falling & u put out ur hands to guage d water falling from roof top, u will become a leper. 2. Dat when u see a green slippery gecko(alambere) in d bush, u av 2 sing for it else it wil turn 2 snake. 3. India defeated nigeria 99-1 & during d game d ball was turning 2 all sort of scary & deadly animal u can think of anytime a nigerian player touches d ball, which make d football governing body 2 ban india from ever playing football again |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by killuminati(m): 3:55pm On May 12, 2013 |
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Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Bright90s(m): 4:15pm On May 12, 2013 |
tejpot: That of you go to school on Saturdays you will only find elephant,lizards, cockroaches and lot more attending classes. Wen u go out and stay long, while Coming back u have to tie a palm-wine tree leaf together which means ur parents mind has been tied So that ur parents will not beat you. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by rubi96(f): 4:59pm On May 12, 2013 |
shyvicky: when there is lightening we say,god is snapping us,all we do on earth,when u do wrong we have one grass we tie into a knot that makes the adult to forget ityes o snapping pishure and saving it in heaven...lol |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Rockcalvary(m): 5:20pm On May 12, 2013 |
Omo forget oh! Up till now ΒΆ still believe that if you flog me with broom my kokoro will go inside |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by ghananotnaija(m): 5:42pm On May 12, 2013 |
When I was little, I used to believe that Nigeria is the giant of Africa. What a ridiculous belief, right? How could anyone believe that? |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by cashflowpc(m): 5:51pm On May 12, 2013 |
Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ? Seconded! Lwkmd! Used to believe this trash 1 Like |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by pericaliya06(f): 5:53pm On May 12, 2013 |
if u pick money not belonging to u on the way,you'll turn into a tuber of yam or a loaf of bread |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by pazziejosh(m): 6:28pm On May 12, 2013 |
I had lot of dem when cattle eagret is flyin in d air we wil sing leke leke giv me white finger. Wen u r eatin with hand on d ground we had d bliv dt d fud is goin 2d ground. Wen dey r prayin in d church n u open ur eye u wil get blind |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Penuelseun(m): 6:29pm On May 12, 2013 |
Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?I support d motion |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by yeahryt(m): 6:50pm On May 12, 2013 |
Put fowl sh**t on a bitten part of your body and wait two days for complete loss of teeth of the bitter.lolz |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Anugod(f): 7:00pm On May 12, 2013 |
We usd 2tink dat if we did smtin wrng we cud just remov an eyelash from our eye and put it on our head den dad n mum wil 4get 2punish us That if rain is fallin den God must hav poured out drums of water or d storeroom must b leaking. That God use 2throw ice block(kankara) @us 4rm heaven wen rain is fallin. That old people could never speak english That women gave birth thru d anus |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Uwakuwak(f): 7:01pm On May 12, 2013 |
If you bend down by 12noon in the market to pick up something, ghost will give you a knock on your head. |
Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by mykky(m): 7:02pm On May 12, 2013 |
Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?I heard n believed this as a kid, also heard India was banned for life from world football after the match, that's why they don't play football till today.... |
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