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Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 8:57am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Sacrcasm at Work Dear Staff It has been brought to the CEO's attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using sarcastic language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "Try Saying" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead Of: You don't have a blankety-blank clue, do you? 2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of: She's a power-crazed witch 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of: And when the heck do you expect me to do this? 4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible Instead Of: Buzz off jerkface 5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: Well stand me on my head and call me a flower vase 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with, Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a darn. 7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project. Instead Of: Not my gosh-darned problem. 8. Try Saying: That's interesting. Instead Of: What the heck? 9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale. Instead Of: No blankety-blank chance mate. 10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in Instead Of: Why the heck didn't you tell me that yesterday? 11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues Instead Of: He's got his head where the sun don't shine. 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Oi, jerk face. 13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway Instead Of: Yeah, who needs blankety-blank holidays anyway? |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ayusman16(m): 9:02am On Apr 21, 2008 |
Hello Tyty, how u dey?It's bin quite awhile since i heard from u? |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 9:17am On Apr 21, 2008 |
ayus my man, i dey o, hw's wrk? |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by naijastyle: 9:33am On Apr 21, 2008 |
he no dey work for office na motorpark he dey |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 9:42am On Apr 21, 2008 |
wetin consine u i ask u |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by naijastyle: 9:43am On Apr 21, 2008 |
all join |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ayusman16(m): 10:14am On Apr 21, 2008 |
naijastyle: He's kinda right I dey motor parks dey monitor agberos like Naijastyle wey dey offload goods from my luxurous buses! |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 10:17am On Apr 21, 2008 |
@anusman lol @post nice, very nice.though employees wud certainly not like that, just Employers |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by saucekid(m): 4:01pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
silently watching |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by jaymobb(m): 6:22pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
with wat eyes |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 6:55pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
with the eyes God gave him of cause. which kin yeye question be that |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by saucekid(m): 8:03pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
na lack of brain cause am |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ituen(m): 11:55pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
na who go do am that kian tin |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 9:04am On Apr 22, 2008 |
na hin mouth dey kill am so |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Apr 22, 2008 |
the mouth wey boil full? |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ituen(m): 9:35am On Apr 22, 2008 |
. . . the mouth we get scabies too |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 9:47am On Apr 22, 2008 |
. . . . and cancer too |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 10:00am On Apr 22, 2008 |
. . . . . . . in addition to leprosy |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Apr 22, 2008 |
my gawd! ha ha hha |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 10:30am On Apr 22, 2008 |
see my madams teeth |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 10:42am On Apr 22, 2008 |
na yesterday she brush her teeth |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Apr 22, 2008 |
tyty close ur mouth *holds breath* my teeth fine kwo |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 10:49am On Apr 22, 2008 |
tyty, i agree with u jare. |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Apr 22, 2008 |
why wunt u agree mr toothless |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 2:29pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
my wives still love me either way. |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 2:43pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
yes |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 2:55pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
thankyou for ur support yummie |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 3:23pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
u r welkum yummie |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tufe(m): 3:33pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
kisses flying here and there i have donated mine |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by tytylayor: 4:28pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
to who? |
Re: Ituen And Tessy's Company Policy (2) by ituen(m): 5:12pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
. . . . to any newbie who replies this post |
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