This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at a reputable University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc, Ya gotta love this guy.

ENNYLOVE so u have join that group of people who want to pull me and Ituen apart eh?

Now I understand what Akon meant in "Don't Matter"

Damn dat dude. Dats totally unfair. Besides he should be jailed cuz not every1 lyks viewing sexual scenes. But, ennyluv. . . Is dis 4 real?

Migines:

Damn that dude. Dats totally unfair. Besides he should be jailed because not everyone lyks viewing sexual scenes. But, ennyluv. . . Is this 4 real?

TESSYBABY IS AROUND ASK HER, SHES IN THE RIGHT POSITION TO ANSWER. ^{(BUT I SAW THE PIX)}

tessybaby:

ENNYLOVE so u have join that group of people who want to pull me and Ituen apart eh?

JOIN WETIN? I NO JOIN ANY GROUP OOOOOOO
ABEG SOMEONE SAVE MI OOOOOOOO

woulda saved ya but

ennyluv u b winch. u dey there

someone should help me warn this girl _ennylove ooo

abi na naijagurly send u, tell am say u no see me

Wedding Pix

tessy is not as fat as that nither is ituen a lanky slowpoke

djcrooky:

tessy is not as fat as that nither is ituen a lanky slowpoke

As if i cared.

Ok does this look right?

ok i get it, its in the jokes session so its a joke rrite? LOL LOL LOL LOL LMAO, iv contributed teeth

and ill contribute sound BUHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA

djcrooky:

tessy is not as fat as that nither is ituen a lanky slowpoke

Crooky tell them
i think i will have to post my pics so u all can see the beauty behind this ID and also see why Ituen cannot leave my bedroom _{even when am not around}

all those who want to see my pic put ur hands up

tessybaby:

Crooky tell them
i think i will have to post my pics so u all can see the beauty behind this ID and also see why Ituen cannot leave my bedroom _{even when am not around}

all those who want to see my pic put your hands up

dont bother to post your pictures. ^{i don see am before}

hehe

^{funny weeding pics*******una sure say na dem be that?? abi na naijagurly}

Ennyluv,

U have crossed the line. My tessbaby said i shld deal with the matter. Did you forget that you were not invited to the wedding?

Hw did u get the pic. _{you gate crasher}

gate crasher indeed

I also forgot to mention that she tried breaking up my marriage by seducing me. _{thank God i did not fall.}


even the 5yr-old guy that hangs out with her see am for the wedding; _{shout tufia-kwa}

really

iteun? ur replies got me rofmlo u sound so "were" like

clemcykul:

iteun? your replies got me rofmlo u sound so "were" like

dont blame me Clem, blame the poster

ituen:

Ennyluv,

You have crossed the line. My tessbaby said i shld deal with the matter. Did you forget that you were not invited to the wedding?

Hw did u get the pic. _{you gate crasher}

HAVE U FORGOTTEN THAT U INVITED ME PERSONALLY? ^{AND U TOLD ME NOT TO LET TESSY KNOW}

Hmmmm

ituen:

I also forgot to mention that she tried breaking up my marriage by seducing me. _{thank God i did not fall.}


even the 5yr-old guy that hangs out with her see am for the wedding; _{shout tufia-kwa}

imagine u even know the guy i'm dating. but wait u said u saw him at your unfortunate wedding ceremony, u ought to be happy because he even honored u and ur invitation.

the thing is just that u dont want the nlanders to know u've done a wedding and u dint invite all of us but quite a few.

@ others
forgive ituen for my sake ^{na beg i dey beg}

@tessybaby
god will do better thing. ^{i dey on my knees}

@enny
will u just ignore saucekid?

ennyluv_6:


@ others
forgive ituen for my sake ^{na beg i dey beg}

@tessybaby
god will do better thing. ^{i dey on my knees}

Last time i remember, even though we gave you the invitation _mistakenly. we put up some bodyguards to stop you.

How u still showed up, we dont know. _{did you bribe the bodyguards}

They probably ran away when they saw how ugly and fat she looked. _{Just putting it out there!}

@ migs,

why should she ignore me??
^{or are u surprised i just dey yarn bla bla bla??}