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The New Car by SamMilla1(m): 9:48pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
A lady bought a new 1.5 million naira Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer. Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it. She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "highlife," and the radio changed to a station playing a shina peter song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "gospel songs;" the radio station changed and a song by the gospel bands of aba came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving. A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "thief!" , The radio cut over to OBASANJO's press conference. |
Re: The New Car by ituen(m): 11:45pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Nice old joke. Poster, thanks for remindin me abt it |
Re: The New Car by chistiana(f): 4:36pm On May 02, 2008 |
funny joke |
Re: The New Car by Aiphie(f): 6:18pm On May 02, 2008 |
Indeed funny joke. ![]() ![]() ![]() OBJ the ![]() |
Re: The New Car by kay9(m): 10:07pm On May 02, 2008 |
![]() ![]() Sammy, know what i like about your jokes? They are SO simple, and SO clean. You could tell it to your 4-year-old son, and your wife won't throw a tantrum! ![]() |
Re: The New Car by Shaz(f): 10:10pm On May 02, 2008 |
ABeg, make una release OBJ, he don do 4 am |
Re: The New Car by TOYOSI20(f): 4:58am On May 03, 2008 |
Nice 1 |
Re: The New Car by glasglow: 8:31am On May 03, 2008 |
Haha not bad not bad. |
Re: The New Car by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On May 03, 2008 |
*gives OBJ a knock for being a thief* |
Re: The New Car by segunpc(m): 9:18am On May 05, 2008 |
hmmm i laugh small. |
Re: The New Car by olulu(m): 11:34am On May 05, 2008 |
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Re: The New Car by tytylayor: 11:39am On May 05, 2008 |
lmao ![]() |
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