Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. 
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" .

Why man is the cause of woman's problems,

Believe it or not,

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher; she's dead.'

cool,

2nd one stale though,

just nice

This is what we have been waiting for, the true answers to 5 really important questions:

Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND NIPPLES FOR?
A : It's Braille for "I need attention"

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A : It's the same as a French kiss, only down under."

Q3 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A : Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A : Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A : Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

U guys are really crazy,  why nt join the comedy industry nd show more of your skills coz Alibaba himself would be trill

good post lol

lol i love the hurricane one

now, these are tight jokes. short and funny. i love em

@ Tufe
We already know from the topic that the jokes are short and funny. You needn't remind us.
@ Poster
Keep it up. They're kool.

No Male Pallbearers

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."

@poster
Nice Joke. I am falring in rust with you

Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?

A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

ibkaye:

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?

A: "We'd better get some support or people are going to think we're nuts!!"

hahahaha, love it good one

ibkaye:

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?

A: "We'd better get some support or people are going to think we're nuts!!"

Yeap saggy's boobs not ibkaye 's

;d

@poster
nice one
the first one rocks but all are awesome

Tattooboy:

@poster
nice one
the first one rocks but all are awesome

glad you enjoyed

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late . . . But please don't shove me either!"

Cayon, let me add the followin to ur "why men are the cause of women's problem":

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman,  Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now,  Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? MENtalillness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause,

saggy breasts? hmmmm, urs ibkaye?
talkin frm experience?


nice jokes all

olulu:



saggy breasts? hmmmm, urs ibkaye?
talkin frm experience?

nice jokes all

sharrrrap dia

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A : Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them
Nice jokes Cayon[color=#000099][/color],but I love this most, it is very very true.keep it flowing

ibkaye:

sharrrrap dia

i understand darling
da truth is bitter

dn't worry, i fit manage am 4u like dat

Nice ones
Allow me to share this

An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight son, we are Zulus

Dr. Dre. Thanks for the early morniing laugh. Good one

Dr. Dre:

Nice ones
Allow me to share this

An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight son, we are Zulus

Together Again

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Her second husband died.

She married again and had 5 more children. Her third husband died.

And, alas, she finally died, too.

At her funeral and standing by her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're
finally together.'

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?'

The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs.

damnnnnnnnnnnnn

i love u,
oops i mean, i love the joke

z

olulu:


i understand darling
da truth is bitter

dn't worry, i fit manage am 4u like that

True word Dr Dre,very nice one