An illiterate mother trying to know about her son’s performance in school,dials son’s matriculation number,hoping to reach the boy’s guardian in school but reached Boko Haram HQ.
The nation was rocked today when it was revealed that a woman in Ibadan reached the number of Nigerian popular terrorist group Boko Haram’s HQ after dialling her son’s matric no. Shade Adeyemi is currently being held in protective custody after she reflexively entered her son’s matriculation number into her phone,only to hear a voice on the other end say “Salaam Alaykum; this is Boko Haram HQ. Are you for donations,volunteering or helpful information?” At this point,she hung up and called the police,who are currently investigating. A spokesman for the Nigerian Police said “I cannot categorically say anything on this issue for now or release the number to the public,we must wait for orders from our oga at the top. Dassall.”

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