This is what a year 2020 church would be like.PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluiah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC, iPad,
cellphone, kindle bibles to 1 Cor.13:13. ...! And
please switch on your Bluetooth to download the
sermon.. .. !
PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into
God's hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM , Twitter
and Facebook and chat
with your God.Come on...
PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards
ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings.
You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the
password Lord909887. [Ushers circulate mobile
card swipe machines among the worshipers.
Those who prefer to make electronicfunds
transfers are directed to computers and laptops
at the rear
of the church and those who prefer to use iPads
allowed to flip them open.