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| Who Wan Die? by manmustwac(m): 10:52am On Apr 27, 2008 |
Two boys stole a bag of fruits and ran to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell and were left behind at the gate. A drunk man on his way from a local bar was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following -One for me, One for you…He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor. Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued- One for me One for you…Suddenly one of the voice said Let's get the two at the gate (meaning the Oranges that fell). One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. Who wan die? The pastor was the first to take off |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by lightest(m): 11:48am On Apr 27, 2008 |
guy keep it up. still laughing |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by seunfunmi4(f): 12:10pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
, Sounds funny. Pastor no wan die abi weytin u think? |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by lightest(m): 12:19pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
but come to think of it, how did you know that the shoe belong to the pastor. definitly, you are either one of the thieves or the drunker. cheers |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by manmustwac(m): 5:02pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
lightest: Actually i know the boys who stole the oranges coz thier my friends and Pastor James is my Pastor so i've heard both sides of the story. |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by Cadet(f): 5:11pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
@post ROTFLMGBO. FUNNY  |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by StephenP(m): 5:17pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
Tight joke. Nice job, poster. |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by tufe(m): 5:21pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by Cadet(f): 5:42pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
tufe:I bet 98.95 Tufe was the pastor |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by benjay1(m): 5:50pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
Old, but nice to hear. |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by tufe(m): 5:52pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
@cadet **Receive the grace to fall in love IN JESUS NAME . . . . . ** |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by saucekid(m): 9:35pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
wetin be this? |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
wetin be this?long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss  @poster rofl carry on,i love it,its funny |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
that was good  |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by welli(f): 10:13pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
can't stop laughin |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by olulu(m): 10:23pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
| cool |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by Cadet(f): 11:34pm On Apr 27, 2008 |
Tufe wetin u wan do with love na? |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by TOYOSI20(f): 1:33am On Apr 28, 2008 |
@ Joke, LOL, funny, . . . . . , . . . |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by tytylayor: 8:34am On Apr 28, 2008 |
cnt stop roflmao |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by gbolalekan(m): 11:15am On Apr 28, 2008 |
a good one. keep it poster |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by manmustwac(m): 12:36pm On May 26, 2008 |
good joke |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by clemcykul(f): 12:49pm On May 26, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by Jeovy(m): 8:02pm On May 26, 2008 |
Did you guys see the line that the Poster said he is a friend to the thiefs(Orange boys).I wonder what he is?  |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by krama(m): 12:45am On May 27, 2008 |
| A nice one there |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by SPIFF(m): 12:53pm On May 27, 2008 |
THIS IS A REMODIFIED VERSION OF MY POST SENT IN SOMETIMES MIDDLE OF LAST YEAR. IF I GET THE PAGE I WILL LET U KNOW |
| Re: Who Wan Die? by kayowalemi(m): 3:17pm On May 27, 2008 |
Then it is not ya joke but general joke SPIFF: |
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