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A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by freaktah(m): 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2008
This is a story about

A Fly, a Fish, a Bear, A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.

There is a moral to this story,

In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

'Gosh, if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.'

There was a fish in the water thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'

There was a bear on the shore thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, that fish will jump for the fly, and I will grab the fish!!'

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich, 'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches, And that fish leaps for it, That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one river bank, but I can tell you there's more,

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, And that fish jumps for that fly, And that bear grabs for that fish, The dumb hunter will shoot the bear, And drop his cheese sandwich.'

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time)

'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches, And that fish jumps for that fly, And that bear grabs for that fish, And that hunter shoots that bear, And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, Then I can have mouse for lunch.'

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly, The bear grabs the fish, The hunter shoots the bear, The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich, The cat jumps for the mouse,

The mouse ducks,

The cat falls into the water and drowns.
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by Jeovy(m): 7:33am On Jul 02, 2008
Good one
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Jul 02, 2008
lol

very good logic keep em flown in grin wink
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by ituen(m): 11:38pm On Jul 02, 2008
break in food chain
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Jul 03, 2008
heheheheh i wish i could eat cats, heard they are salacious
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by Jeovy(m): 3:05pm On Jul 03, 2008
hmm,very sweat
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by ituen(m): 10:32pm On Jul 03, 2008
english don suffer
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by Abbygyal(f): 1:13pm On Jul 04, 2008
@ituen
lol
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by mohawkchic(f): 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2008
~Loving the Concept of the Moral wink~
Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Jul 07, 2008
gud for ya beiby

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