An Atheist was walking through the woods,admiring the "accidents that evolution has created".

What Majestic trees, what powerful rivers and Beautiful animals.
As he was speaking along the river,he heard a rustling sound behind him. Turning to look,he saw a 7foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could, looked over at his Shoulder and noticed that the bear was getting closer.
His heart was pounding as he tried to run faster. He tripped and fell to the ground.just as he tried to stand up, the bear caught up with him,reaching for him with its left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that Instant,the atheist cried out, Oh My God!

Time stopped, the Bear froze and The forest went silent.
Even the rivers stopped moving

A light shone from above. And a voice came out from the sky.
" You deny my existence. Teach others that i dnt exist and told them what i created was a result of Accidents from evolution"
"Do You expect me to save you from your present predicament? Am i to take you as a Believer?"

The Atheist looked directly at the light. "It would be hypocritical to ask to be religious after all these years but perhaps u could make the bear Religious"

Well then, said the voice.

The lights went out, the river ran and the sounds of the forest resumed.

...And then the Bear dropped its right paw, brought both paws together, bowed its head and spoke:







"Lord, for this food am about to eat, I am truly Grateful"

Story but not Joke. I like it, I learnt sth. Keep it up!

^^^ abeg joke dey oo, u no c bear dey knidon dey pray nii.......

@op well done jare

Tanks 2 u both