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How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 8:27pm On May 28, 2013 |
If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without reaching for ur panties.. marry him, he is a HUSBAND MATERIAL 250 YARDS If she enters ur house n sees U drinking garri without sugar n she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon shouting "wait for me o, no finish am"... bros marry her, na WIFE MATERIAL 300 YARDS. If he spends on U only because he is expecting something from U.. my sister dnt marry him, he is a HUSBAND MATERIAL 0.5 YARDS. If she is on twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo, skype, instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz, foursquare n others... my broda run for ur life! dnt marry her, she is a WIFE MATERIAL 0.000005 YARDS. |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Pysam(m): 9:00pm On May 28, 2013 |
All this don't apply to all cases my friend |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by 2legit2qwt: 9:10pm On May 28, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo: Don't marry her, she's a wife material?? WTH! Contradictory and false assumptions If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without reaching for ur panties - at that point, you should be concerned about his sexuality or if he has a condition, hello erecti1e dysfunction |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 9:14pm On May 28, 2013 |
2legit2qwt: Bad Guy |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Adufaye(m): 9:34pm On May 28, 2013 |
But seriously it really funny!!! 1 Like |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by nenergy(m): 9:31am On May 29, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:This makes sense and its do-able. Infact,i like it.lol |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:03am On May 29, 2013 |
nenergy: Do able? Really?? 5 minutes after kissing my hands are all over her neck, her b'oobs, squeezing em tight and licking her nipples............ Before 20 minutes, my hands are in her p'us'sy, fingering and playing wit her clit till she squirts! |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:06am On May 29, 2013 |
Old story. In the next 10mins it will be locked or relocated to Jokes section. |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:13am On May 29, 2013 |
xynerise: Old story. In the next 10mins it will be locked or relocated to Jokes section. Stop hating..... You gon die slowly |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:22am On May 29, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:1min remaining |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:28am On May 29, 2013 |
xynerise: 1 minute gone and there's an explosion GBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Xynerise is dead! |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:34am On May 29, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:0.5mins left |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:37am On May 29, 2013 |
xynerise: Look! Its your spirit talking! Your body is lost!! Welcome to the other world!!! |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:44am On May 29, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:Time up. Sexkillz! |
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:48am On May 29, 2013 |
xynerise: Sexkillz ain't where you are? He can't save ya a's's this time |
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