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I Can't Toast A Girl by AD5(m): 7:21pm On Apr 30, 2008
Hi fellas,
i'm a single guy that doesn't know how to keep close on girls but they try and say hi at me, i thinks thats due to the way i was brought up and i think its bad b'cos i'm 21 now. Please how do i get started?
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Sisikill: 7:39pm On Apr 30, 2008
Awww. . .it's not such a biggie.

Approach her (if possible when she’s alone)
Be courteous
Introduce yourself (if she doesn’t know you)
And just let it flow.
Don’t try be to a smooth playa. . .you might turn her off.
Curb your enthusiasm. . .you might turn her off.
No matter what reception you get, remain a gentleman.
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Nobody: 7:53pm On Apr 30, 2008
Tell her thus: I admire you

And for a iliterate tell her - Mo je dodo re kiss

I leave the rest in the hand of my fellow nairalanders cool
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by frank316(m): 1:09pm On May 01, 2008
ask your sister or female cousins
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by StanP(m): 1:35pm On May 01, 2008
Just spot that girl who u like and who also steal glances at you, walk u to her with a smile and be composed, stare into her eyes and just give a nice compliment, after that watever comes to ur mind tell her but don't be in a rush to tell her i Luv U,always show that you are in control of the conversation and don't be too tense, beats of luck
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 2:56pm On May 01, 2008
I seriously think Nairaland needs a separate forum for chat-up lines and broken 'toasters'

I am really tired of seeing this threads.

@poster

do a manual search for toasting threads and take some tips from there. Trust me . . . . . . there's plenty to draw from.
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by whitelexi(m): 3:03pm On May 01, 2008
I was just strap hanging on a train
Nothing on my mind, nothing in the frame

Then She:

Through a cloud of blue smoke
The twisted tips of a wild afro
A mohair top
A body moving in fine flow

In front of me.
I drew a breath.

Brother, she said, you look tense, you need to
destress your life
Open yourself to peace, let go of all your strife

Peace, Sister? I'm a trainee software engineer
If I can't find numbers for it, I don't want to hear.

She said, 'come closer', and she placed an arm round
my waist
'Relax your shoulders, let your eyelids fall, breathe
without haste'

Eyes closing, I felt - I felt a pressure on my lips -
warm, thrilling, bold
And every knot in every muscle in my body began to
ease, to unfold

There, she said, that moment you tasted is peace -
- now you know it you will thirst for it again
And Brother its number is the number of petals on all
the lotus buds,
the number of lovers on all the park benches in the
world, its
number is infinite - a number you will aspire to
attain

And I thought - Mmm - if that is peace, I'm a
follower, I'm a convert
And I wanted to say 2 her that, on this, we were
totally one
But my lips were so numb from her kiss, I couldn't
talk
- and in that moment she was gone

I vowed to myself, from now, and for the rest of my
life
Looking for her, looking for peace would be my only
goal
And I will search the Earth with all my heart, with
all my spirit, with all my soul

I'm still searching.



Even today, 15 years down the line
I see a crowd and I'm looking 4 a face, 4 a sign
Please, if u have seen Peace, if u have known peace
give me this sign
Cos I know when I find peace, I'll share a moment that
will be … divine



Meditate on that and u will see how lucky u are to still have PEACE grin
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by ztyle(m): 3:23pm On May 01, 2008
Hey poster plz hold i'm coming with my own Tips. Brb
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by oziomatv(m): 3:24pm On May 01, 2008
You don't need to be an entertainer or a comedian to get a woman.
     only just make yourself look attractive, humble, gentle  women will make the rest to get your attention.
            It's people who don't have anything to offer a girl makes all talks and at last has nothing to back it up.
                  Don't worry yourself so much not all of us knows how to toast but we have different ways of getting their attention.
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by welli(f): 3:55pm On May 01, 2008
its not compulsory u ve a girlfriend.if u can't tell a girl how u feel den remain girlfriendless
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by frank316(m): 5:08pm On May 01, 2008
NaJa HaJe:

I seriously think Nairaland needs a separate forum for chat-up lines and broken 'toasters'

I am really tired of seeing this threads.

@poster

do a manual search for toasting threads and take some tips from there. Trust me . . . . . . there's plenty to draw from.

are you a sadist? you will never say something nice, only making people feel bad
well i dont blame you this time around, the poster sure deserves it

like @willi said, @poster, you can remain girlfriendless
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by lucabrasi(m): 5:38pm On May 01, 2008
girls like a guy who is sure of himself and not acting fidgety so the first thing when stepping to her is to act confident but not arrogant,like smone said up there say the first thing that u notice about her or make a comment that ll get some response off her,not somethn corny that s been overused like did u fall from heaven bla bla,somethn sincere and natural like comment on the weather or an honest hya how r u doing,mind us chatting?and u r in at that point if she likes u bk,then u just have to be as honest and down to earth as u can chip in some funny comments to make her laugh not too much tho or she ll think u r an unserious joker,i v said to a gurl before that i was realli nervous b4 stepping to u and she was like why and that formed the basis for a conversation ,so the first 5 minutes ll decide if u r in or out as gurls ll have made up their mind about u by the end of 5 mins or less, good luck wink
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 5:46pm On May 01, 2008
frank 3.16:

are you a sadist? you will never say something nice, only making people feel bad
well i don't blame you this time around, the poster sure deserves it

like @willi said, @poster, you can remain girlfriendless


errr. . . . . omo boy. . . . . . dem send you come?

Wetin be your own na?

Na so you hate me reach? Hia . . . . na wa oooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by kayowalemi(m): 5:53pm On May 01, 2008
go and read the thread on how we toast them
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by frank316(m): 6:21pm On May 01, 2008
NaJa HaJe:


Na so you hate me reach? Hia . . . . na wa oooo shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I no hate you oooo but, emmmmm, why did you chose this name,i guess its haunting me
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:23pm On May 01, 2008
frank 3.16:

I no hate you oooo but, emmmmm, why did you chose this name,i guess it haunting me


So all this is because of my handle?

Frank its not my name. It's simply a handle so deal with it. undecided
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by frank316(m): 6:29pm On May 01, 2008
NaJa HaJe:


So all this is because of my handle?

Frank its not my name. It's simply a handle so deal with it. undecided

name, handle, hook, whatever
why choose it? i noticed you just dont like giving answers to anything.
do i have to fast and pray for this one again?
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:35pm On May 01, 2008
frank 3.16:

name, handle, hook, whatever
why choose it? i noticed you just don't like giving answers to anything.
do i have to fast and pray for this one again?

yes! grin
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by mowetej: 7:01pm On May 01, 2008
OL BOY U GET PROBLEM. JUST TALK 2 HER.DONT MENTION LOVE
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Kennee(m): 7:03pm On May 01, 2008
Guy, u don't need to, just be yourself, layback a lilttle, be confident about urself,

Believe me, confidence attracts every woman to u, whether she be Beyonce or not
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by frank316(m): 7:54pm On May 01, 2008
NaJa HaJe:

yes! grin
ohhh, not again, i am getting so hungry,
well, for you i will fast for a million years

@poster
you can take that quote "for you i will fast and pray for a million years"
you see, you are learning how to toast a girl
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Tattooboy: 3:13pm On May 06, 2008
his_grace
u can't toas a girl - then u can't fok a girl - no teaching u.

credits dude

@poster
if u can't toast then woo
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Nobody: 4:21pm On May 06, 2008
u dont need a girlfriend.
go and face ur studies
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by ztyle(m): 4:47pm On May 06, 2008
And we all forget to ask him his AGE? @ poster why do u want to toast? anyway try this
. . . . .Walk to the girl tell her " fine girl i like you talk your own" . . .
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Busta(f): 4:50pm On May 06, 2008
as long as u can toast bread, u can certainly toast a girl.
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by SweetT1: 4:55pm On May 06, 2008
@Busta

Dang !!!!! Busta. You are jiggling baby. That is some nice rump roast you got there. Boy 'ol boy ! I bet some brothers on this forum will take that picture by the bed tonight. grin Keep up the BAD work Babygirl !!
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by ztyle(m): 4:57pm On May 06, 2008
Wetin concern bread and girl. . . lol
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by Busta(f): 5:03pm On May 06, 2008
ztyle:

Wetin concern bread and girl. . . lol

go figure!
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by sheniqua: 5:04pm On May 06, 2008
ztyle:

Wetin concern bread and girl. . . lol

ROFL.
Isn't that the problem ,he's thinking of girls as a breakfast food.
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by frank316(m): 5:05pm On May 06, 2008
ask your father how he tosted your mother
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by ztyle(m): 5:06pm On May 06, 2008
C'mon frank don't be so rude, help the dude.
Re: I Can't Toast A Girl by sheniqua: 5:07pm On May 06, 2008
after you people tell him how to toast girls he may want to know how to "blue band" and "chop" her

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