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I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
I visited my sister who is a nurse and am spending some time there, her friend, a nurse too stays with her. They are always on separate shifts, so most time when my sister is on night duty , I am always at home with her nurse friend. We just talk normal talk, with nothing romantic, she is so beautiful and I actually felt she has a boy friend and I will not even like to fool myself. i don’t want to be that close, so its only light talks and general things we discuss when we are together, though we have each others number. We were watching a series on AIT and she was kinda acting strangely, I don’t actually know why. After the program we both went into our separates rooms. 15 mins later she sent me this text: “I am not a wood” Am confused, what does she actually mean? |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 8:12pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
It means shez plastic ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Travelista(f): 8:14pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
She wants to bone. |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by akintun: 8:36pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
u should have gone to meet her immediately to , |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
See mungu |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 8:46pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
@Travelista Bone? what do u mean? akintun:to ? |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Travelista(f): 8:56pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
evil666: You're joking, right? She wants to bump 'n' grind, play hide the snake, tango between the sheets. . .Seun, these censors are killing me. She wants SEX! I'm sure you know that but instead of doing the damn thing, you're online asking us to decipher a straight forward text! ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by arsenesholer(m): 9:14pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
googles:HEHEHEHEHE CLASSIC. . . |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 9:17pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Travelista: u must be kidding girl, how is that a straight forward text? there may be more things between that line which i really want to decode! |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by coalcoal1(m): 9:22pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
she is metal. A very hot one! Pls, handle with care |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by pash(m): 9:24pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
She wants SEX! GBAM!!!!! |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Travelista(f): 9:30pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
evil666: You need to act quickly because she's put it out there that she wants to get with you; if you let too much time pass, she may feel embarrassed and completely shut down on you. Strike while the iron is hot, hun. |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by pash(m): 9:31pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
She wants SEX! GBAM!!!!! |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by adetoru(f): 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA evil666:How old are you? |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by deniyor: 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Evil666, Damn! you are shockingly ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 9:48pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Travelista: @Travelista I think you are the only reasonable person here, the rest guys here are just daft. pls as a girl, how will u advise me to react to her text. if u were her, what kinda response wld you want from a guy! but what if she has anoda thing in mind, u know its very possible |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by deniyor: 9:55pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Hehehe Evil666 is calling everyone else daft. LMAO. You can't decipher a simple txt tht says I'm not a wood! This dude must be 13 and a half yrs old. Go and prepare for JSCE. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 10:06pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
deniyor: its sad u are new here and u dont really know me, a little re-search will help you. I will advise u to watch yourself b4 u get to hate, , dont just bounce on ppl u dont know. A final warning ok? |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by double08(m): 10:14pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Damn she wants you to beans her |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by mamagee3(f): 10:20pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
olas2u: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by deniyor: 10:24pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
evil666: Mugu, a final warning and you will what? Shut up and stop making empty threats. ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 11:04pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Jesus, please which female.nairalander here would send me an SMS I AM NOT A WOOD please someone send me that sms rite now!! and watch what happens~ |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 11:06pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
evil666: mumu oshi. . . . .whoz daft ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
@ poster Take off her pants and you'll see "she is not a wood". |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 11:29pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
@blind fellows Its obvious how ignorant of tins u ppl are, in the world i come from, we are told to look b4 leaping you guys will easily put ur hand in tortise yansh i pity u! |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 11:42pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
evil666: ROTFL, U are directing that 2 googles, ROFLL, NOR INSULT MY WIFE ABEG, .I send her ooh |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Condom: 11:53pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
Buy a damn CONDOM and Bleep the living daylights out of the broad. |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 12:00am On Aug 04, 2010 |
evil666: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 190.: see this woman o. . . .abeg am not gay i cannot marry a fellow chic not even wen her womb is stolen ![]() |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 12:03am On Aug 04, 2010 |
see this woman o. . . .abeg am not gay Nahh this issue i nor dey like for your body o If u see wetin i take Odunnu eye see, i go do worse things for ur body~ so beta be KIAFUL ![]() ![]() U dis gurl with G-string nyash!! |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Vic2k3(m): 12:08am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Passin by |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Okijajuju1(m): 12:10am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Vic2k3: ryt behind you!! |
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 12:14am On Aug 04, 2010 |
Condom: guy condom no dey sweet nothing like skin-to-skin! |
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