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I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2010
I visited my sister who is a nurse and am spending some time there, her friend, a nurse too stays with her. They are always on separate shifts, so most time when my sister is on night duty , I am always at home with her nurse friend.

We just talk normal talk, with nothing romantic, she is so beautiful and I actually felt she has a boy friend and I will not even like to fool myself. i don’t want to be that close, so its only light talks and general things we discuss when we are together, though we have each others number.

We were watching a series on AIT and she was kinda acting strangely, I don’t actually know why. After the program we both went into our separates rooms. 15 mins later she sent me this text:
“I am not a wood”

Am confused, what does she actually mean?
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 8:12pm On Aug 03, 2010
It means shez plastic cheesy
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Travelista(f): 8:14pm On Aug 03, 2010
She wants to bone.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by akintun: 8:36pm On Aug 03, 2010
u should have gone to meet her immediately to ,
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2010
See mungu
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 8:46pm On Aug 03, 2010
@Travelista
Bone? what do u mean?

akintun:

u should have gone to meet her immediately to ,
to ?
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Travelista(f): 8:56pm On Aug 03, 2010
evil666:

@Travelista
Bone? what do u mean?
to ?

You're joking, right? She wants to bump 'n' grind, play hide the snake, tango between the sheets. . .Seun, these censors are killing me. She wants SEX! I'm sure you know that but instead of doing the damn thing, you're online asking us to decipher a straight forward text! angry angry angry

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Re: I Am Not A Wood! by arsenesholer(m): 9:14pm On Aug 03, 2010
googles:

It means shez plastic cheesy
HEHEHEHEHE CLASSIC. . .
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 9:17pm On Aug 03, 2010
Travelista:

You're joking, right? She wants to bump 'n' grind, play hide the snake, tango between the sheets. . .Seun, these censors are killing me. She wants SEX! I'm sure you know that but instead of doing the damn thing, you're online asking us to decipher a straight forward text! angry angry angry

u must be kidding girl, how is that a straight forward text? there may be more things between that line which i really want to decode!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by coalcoal1(m): 9:22pm On Aug 03, 2010
she is metal. A very hot one! Pls, handle with care
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by pash(m): 9:24pm On Aug 03, 2010
She wants SEX!

GBAM!!!!!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Travelista(f): 9:30pm On Aug 03, 2010
evil666:

u must be kidding girl, how is that a straight forward text? there may be more things between that line which i really want to decode!

You need to act quickly because she's put it out there that she wants to get with you; if you let too much time pass, she may feel embarrassed and completely shut down on you. Strike while the iron is hot, hun.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by pash(m): 9:31pm On Aug 03, 2010
She wants SEX!

GBAM!!!!!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by adetoru(f): 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
evil666:

u must be kidding girl, how is that a straight forward text? there may be more things between that line which i really want to decode!
How old are you?
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by deniyor: 9:33pm On Aug 03, 2010
Evil666, Damn! you are shockingly shocked too slow.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 9:48pm On Aug 03, 2010
Travelista:

You need to act quickly because she's put it out there that she wants to get with you; if you let too much time pass, she may feel embarrassed and completely shut down on you. Strike while the iron is hot, hun.

@Travelista
I think you are the only reasonable person here, the rest guys here are just daft.
pls as a girl, how will u advise me to react to her text. if u were her, what kinda response wld you want from a guy!
but what if she has anoda thing in mind, u know its very possible
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by deniyor: 9:55pm On Aug 03, 2010
Hehehe Evil666 is calling everyone else daft. LMAO.
You can't decipher a simple txt tht says I'm not a wood! This dude must be 13 and a half yrs old. Go and prepare for JSCE. grin grin grin
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 10:06pm On Aug 03, 2010
deniyor:

Hehehe Evil666 is calling everyone else daft. LMAO.
You can't decipher a simple txt tht says I'm not a wood! This dude must be 13 and a half yrs old. Go and prepare for JSCE. grin grin grin

its sad u are new here and u dont really know me, a little re-search will help you. I will advise u to watch yourself b4 u get to hate, , dont just bounce on ppl u dont know. A final warning ok?
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by double08(m): 10:14pm On Aug 03, 2010
Damn she wants you to beans her
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by mamagee3(f): 10:20pm On Aug 03, 2010
olas2u:

See mungu
grin grin grin grin
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by deniyor: 10:24pm On Aug 03, 2010
evil666:

its sad u are new here and u dont really know me, a little re-search will help you. I will advise u to watch yourself b4 u get to hate, , dont just bounce on ppl u dont know. A final warning ok?

Mugu, a final warning and you will what? Shut up and stop making empty threats. tongue
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 11:04pm On Aug 03, 2010
Jesus,
please which female.nairalander here would send me an SMS


I AM NOT A WOOD

please someone send me that sms rite now!!
and watch what happens~
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 11:06pm On Aug 03, 2010
evil666:

@Travelista
I think you are the only reasonable person here, the rest guys here are just daft.
pls as a girl, how will u advise me to react to her text. if u were her, what kinda response wld you want from a guy!
but what if she has anoda thing in mind, u know its very possible



mumu oshi. . . . .whoz daft grin
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 03, 2010
@ poster

Take off her pants and you'll see "she is not a wood".
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 11:29pm On Aug 03, 2010
@blind fellows

Its obvious how ignorant of tins u ppl are,
in the world i come from, we are told to look b4 leaping
you guys will easily put ur hand in tortise yansh

i pity u!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 11:42pm On Aug 03, 2010
evil666:

@blind fellows

Its obvious how ignorant of tins u ppl are,
in the world i come from, we are told to look b4 leaping
you guys will easily put your hand in tortise yansh

i pity u!


ROTFL, U are directing that 2 googles,
ROFLL,
NOR INSULT MY WIFE ABEG,
.I send her ooh
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Condom: 11:53pm On Aug 03, 2010
Buy a damn CONDOM and Bleep the living daylights out of the broad.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 12:00am On Aug 04, 2010
evil666:

@blind fellows

Its obvious how ignorant of tins u ppl are,
in the world i come from, we are told to look b4 leaping
you guys will easily put your hand in tortise yansh

i pity u!


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


190.:

ROTFL, U are directing that 2 googles,
ROFLL,
NOR INSULT MY WIFE ABEG,
.I send her ooh

see this woman o. . . .abeg am not gay

i cannot marry a fellow chic not even wen her womb is stolen cheesy
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 12:03am On Aug 04, 2010
see this woman o. . . .abeg am not gay

i cannot marry a fellow chic not even wen her womb is stolen

Nahh this issue i nor dey like for your body o
If u see wetin i take Odunnu eye see, i go do worse things for ur body~
so beta be KIAFUL angry angry
U dis gurl with G-string nyash!!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Vic2k3(m): 12:08am On Aug 04, 2010
Passin by
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Okijajuju1(m): 12:10am On Aug 04, 2010
Vic2k3:

Passin by

ryt behind you!!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 12:14am On Aug 04, 2010
Condom:

Buy a damn CONDOM and bleep the living daylights out of the broad.

guy condom no dey sweet
nothing like skin-to-skin!

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