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Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 5p1naz(m): 12:22am On Aug 04, 2010
hehehehheh googles, now that plastic sh1tty is the only thing that got me laffing out loud today,  . . . . . . . that sh1t is as funny as . . . . . anyways back to this 666 guy. . . u and your name na totally different thing o. person tell you say she no be wood, now even if u tink she might mean something else, pay a visit na. . . . just go knock for her door, make she invite you inside, then you guys would talk about what she's made of abi she talk say shes not made of wood. . . . epa ni e. . . .infact spider balls thats wat u are . . . . argh see chance. . . . . yakubu sef try pass u cos the chance wey u miss worse pass yakubu own, if goodluck hear about am, na u go push hin plane from which country the plane spoil sef. . . na u go push am come 9ja
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 12:30am On Aug 04, 2010
^^
DEATH,,,

INFACT 666 IM BANNING U OFF NAIRALAND FOR 2YRS TILL U COMPLETE THAT TASK
DONT COME BACK HERE~
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by evil666(m): 12:32am On Aug 04, 2010
5p1naz:

hehehehheh googles, now that plastic sh1tty is the only thing that got me laffing out loud today,  . . . . . . . that sh1t is as funny as . . . . . anyways back to this 666 guy. . . u and your name na totally different thing o. person tell you say she no be wood, now even if u tink she might mean something else, pay a visit na. . . . just go knock for her door, make she invite you inside, then you guys would talk about what she's make of , if she says shes not made of wood. . . . epa ni e. . . . spider balls thats wat u are . . . . argh see chance. . . . . yakubu sef try pass u cos the chance wey u miss, if goodluck here about am, na u go push hin plane from which country the plane spoil sef. . . na u go push am come 9ja

hahahahaha!
You see how se.x starved you sound!
na any hole wey u see u dey put ur rod?
una IQ too low 4 here!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 12:35am On Aug 04, 2010
^^
lol

evil nor be fight now~
the guy just dey vex say u nor send one woman go cloud 190
Infact u missed out men, abi u nor get condom for house, talk that 1 we go follow u agree~
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 5p1naz(m): 12:36am On Aug 04, 2010
evil666:

hahahahaha!
You see how se.x starved you sound!
na any hole wey u see u dey put your rod?
una IQ too low 4 here!

seriously braw, u shudnt have opened this thread cos if i was asked to tell your age right f**king now, u know wa ima say? your're prolly a 9 year old boy. . . .  for a fact, im serious wink
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 12:43am On Aug 04, 2010
Grabs popcorn, and watches 666 antichrist with 5playahs do their thang!!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 12:52am On Aug 04, 2010
190.:


Nahh this issue i nor dey like for your body o
If u see wetin i take Odunnu eye see, i go do worse things for your body~
so beta be KIAFUL angry angry
U dis gurl with G-string nyash!!


see this she male o. . . . . u know av been e-gnoring you for a while so dont even start

like am s'posed to be scared abi?? u make me laff so hard

dont ever refer to my body parts in such a vulgar way again  angry
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 1:01am On Aug 04, 2010
^^
Then treat me wif respect
How your mama-treats your papa!! undecided
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 5p1naz(m): 1:06am On Aug 04, 2010
Grabs popcorn, and watches 190 with googles do their thang!! smiley
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by googles: 1:11am On Aug 04, 2010
190.:

^^
Then treat me wif respect
How your mama-treats your papa!! undecided


wats dat ? are u losing it or u have finally lost it?

why are you referring to my folks??

190 let this be the last time u'd ever talk to me  angry
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by dshadowcat: 1:12am On Aug 04, 2010
Vic2k3:

Passin by
 Really?
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 1:21am On Aug 04, 2010
googles:


wats dat ? are u losing it or u have finally lost it?

why are you referring to my folks??

190 let this be the last time u'd ever talk to me  angry

Sharp mouf,
I aint disrespecting no1,dnt take it personal~
Just sighting examples,
!!
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 1:23am On Aug 04, 2010
googles:


wats dat ? are u losing it or u have finally lost it?

why are you referring to my folks??

190 let this be the last time u'd ever talk to me  angry

All the same, dont be offended, sweets,
I didnt mean it the way u looked @ it,
dont be offended, u know ure ALL the 2nd ive gat
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by daburff: 1:25am On Aug 04, 2010
bro, make una comment ooooooooooooo.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 1:31am On Aug 04, 2010
^^
comment on wetin~
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 5p1naz(m): 2:01am On Aug 04, 2010
omg grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy this movie is gr8, . . . . . . this popcorn good. . . . . . who's got diabetes and sh1t lemme have your popcorn
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by shanda(m): 9:10am On Aug 04, 2010
@poster

I'll only advice u, after u must have bleeped her
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Ikedonn(m): 9:31am On Aug 04, 2010
I think she just need sex from you.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 1:08pm On Aug 04, 2010
cry cry
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Vic2k3(m): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2010
***Returns***tell me i didn't miss it
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by skylo(f): 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2010
nairalander's all of una de crazy, u guys really made me laugh, i love this site men, lol.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 04, 2010
evil666:

[size=20pt]have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.[/size]


Are you the same dude who wanted to bunk a 120yr woman? How did that play out? grin grin
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Vic2k3(m): 5:27pm On Aug 04, 2010
Haba.there's notin i willnot hear in NL.120 yrs. is she ur granny?is dat her last wish.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by blacksta(m): 5:30pm On Aug 04, 2010
yawns - all this topic sef - iice  - please fix this - This poster needs to be eaten.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by smurf1(f): 5:33pm On Aug 04, 2010
Don't get it, should have asked what she meant by that,
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by lajjy(m): 6:04pm On Aug 04, 2010
@deniyor Hehehe Evil666 is calling everyone else daft. LMAO.
You can't decipher a simple txt tht says I'm not a wood! This dude must be 13 and a half yrs old. Go and prepare for JSCE.

Ur topic is just a matter of common sense, is it that u cant use ur initiative to know wen a woman wants u , guy it is either u are interested or not . Nobody is going to tell u to do what u dont feel like doing.

Please ur next post should be that u have done the shit or u shut ur trap.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Omolola1(f): 6:15pm On Aug 04, 2010
@ OP

sorry for being so dumb undecided
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Adolak(m): 6:23pm On Aug 04, 2010
The guy is joking and pretending. I trust he did it. And turn her to a soft bread since wood are hard
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by Omolola1(f): 6:28pm On Aug 04, 2010
grin grin grin grin
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by sirgigs: 7:01pm On Aug 04, 2010
Pls you should learn to read between lines. Women in this part of the world are generally like that. Pretence is their first, second and last name. So please when next sheaks around kindly give it to her like never before and I'm assuring you she call you sweet names afterwards.
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by 1105(f): 7:07pm On Aug 04, 2010
Omolola1:

grin grin grin grin
babay see ur teeth~
Re: I Am Not A Wood! by invisible2(m): 7:09pm On Aug 04, 2010
And your sisters roommate is not 120 years old?

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