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My Sunday Capsule For You Be Say! by never2late: 3:55am On Jun 09, 2013
MY SUNDAY CAPSULE FOR YOU BE SAY!

1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U
come chrch dey drop N20 for offering as if
GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for
hell

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur
house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,
sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U
get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.

4. U wear mini-skirt just to confuse Man of
God every sunday.. U be shareholder for
hell.

5. U always go to chrch just to look for
gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt
d devil.

6 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club
but you cant move wen praise is goin on in
chrch abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G
Re: My Sunday Capsule For You Be Say! by Yeske2(m): 4:59am On Jun 09, 2013
I like that

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