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| How To Make Love by Mamajama(m): 7:49pm On May 06, 2008 |
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. |
| Re: How To Make Love by oluyemimi(f): 3:55pm On May 07, 2008 |
UR CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!  |
| Re: How To Make Love by hclacid(m): 4:00pm On May 07, 2008 |
really crazy  |
| Re: How To Make Love by Tattooboy: 4:01pm On May 07, 2008 |
definitely crazy |
| Re: How To Make Love by kolaoloye(m): 4:29pm On May 07, 2008 |
Oh boy! you are something else o In fact your last statement made my day |
| Re: How To Make Love by mykali(m): 5:36pm On May 07, 2008 |
| nairaland guys will not kill me with lafta, the whole process is so ludicrous and somebody might actually think it's a delicious meal being prepared |
| Re: How To Make Love by olulu(m): 2:43pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
i wan chop cake o, abi na make cake? my banana is ready , where d bowl? |
| Re: How To Make Love by clemcykul(f): 5:25pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
why cant u shatap!  |
| Re: How To Make Love by mykali(m): 5:30pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
no be by force. |
| Re: How To Make Love by clemcykul(f): 5:42pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
of course! |
| Re: How To Make Love by Jeovy(m): 6:08pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
Craze mix with madness |
| Re: How To Make Love by mykali(m): 6:33pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
mumu miksed with kolo |
| Re: How To Make Love by mohawkchic(f): 7:06pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
~Noow that got me LOL |
| Re: How To Make Love by saucekid2: 7:25pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
chai . . . . . . |
| Re: How To Make Love by kene20(m): 7:55pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
O boy! U dey kolooooo |
| Re: How To Make Love by saucekid2: 8:00pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
he too spoil |
| Re: How To Make Love by gunpoint(m): 8:41pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
I LOVE LOVING TO MAKIN LOVE. . . . . |
| Re: How To Make Love by saucekid2: 1:52pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
see ur bend mouth |
| Re: How To Make Love by princesa(f): 5:50pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
@topic is it similitic, metaphoric, hyberbolic or euphemistic  what a creative trash @general long time no sight you sir, did you decamp or detour |
| Re: How To Make Love by ladybam(f): 6:06pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
@ topic making love, chei  |
| Re: How To Make Love by saucekid(m): 6:47pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
uhm |
| Re: How To Make Love by kronkykay(m): 11:11pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
iyam-mi ooo wat a process! i have to take off before my cake rises! |
| Re: How To Make Love by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On Jun 30, 2008 |
bring dat risen cake here! |
| Re: How To Make Love by saucekid(m): 2:59pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
for NAFDAC sampling mine is for ibk only |
| Re: How To Make Love by princesa(f): 4:38pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
good 4 u |
| Re: How To Make Love by girlsoswit(f): 4:49pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
LOL. Sme people are gifted and talented. Omo u r 2 much. Keep on d brain work. I luv dat. i cant just stop laafing. U'r crrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.  |
| Re: How To Make Love by princesa(f): 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
na thinks like this go spurn you no doubt  |
| Re: How To Make Love by folly69(m): 9:07am On Jul 01, 2008 |
hmmmn wat a cake i think i'll make one everyday bt without de baking powder so it won't rise |
| Re: How To Make Love by clemcykul(f): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2008 |
*prints out recipe and pastes on my |
| Re: How To Make Love by benjay1(m): 10:59am On Jul 01, 2008 |
Now this is damn funny. |
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