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BIBLICAL TOASTING! :naija Style / Biblical Toasting.. / Akpors Biblical Toasting (2) (3) (4)
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Nice! |
Re: Biblical Toasting by dhrey: 3:01pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Allen kee:my yarsh o |
Re: Biblical Toasting by nice4life: 3:04pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
This is not a joke, that's the way it should be, why should a bro toast a sis without quoting scripture ?bro is showing sis that he lives by the word of God |
Re: Biblical Toasting by GentleNaaz(m): 3:34pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Girl; y do a guy becomes champion wn he sleeps wt many girs, while a girl becomes worthless wn she sleeps wt many men? Boy; a key dat opens all padlock is a master key; a padlock dat cn b opend by all keys is worthless 2 Likes |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Chibest2000(m): 3:36pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Hahaha dis 1 no bi small research or, hmmm I think I have gotten enough clue to confront this gal with. nobi joke |
Re: Biblical Toasting by gbengaola: 3:36pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
i think this is cool |
Re: Biblical Toasting by jude33084(m): 3:42pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
C'est moi: MAKE I GO TRY AM FOR ONE DEEPER LIFE GIRL WHETHER IT WILL WORK |
Re: Biblical Toasting by saviola77(m): 4:37pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Of course songs of Solomon has to be there... |
Re: Biblical Toasting by 3RNEST(m): 4:39pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
saviola77: Of course songs of Solomon has to be there...Lol you mean the origin of toasting abi.... |
Re: Biblical Toasting by yinkuschua(m): 4:47pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Re: Biblical Toasting by danbdavid: 5:21pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Adamu |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Rolsberg(m): 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
C'est moi:brilliant. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
C'est moi:dis is d peak of lust, using the bible to joke. I dont find this funny. Can muslems use their quaran to joke? 1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
C'est moi:jer 14:14 |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
C'est moi:jer 14:14 |
Re: Biblical Toasting by smeagolgollum(m): 6:46pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Sageez: dis is d peak of lust, using the bible to joke. I dont find this funny. Can muslems use their quaran to joke?Can we usess my Preciousss to jokessss? [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3z7YcxLQq8eOT8fgggX5dTPpw28vGJKeHkl_teianV8ERQ7F4[/img] |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@op u mean u sat down 2 write dis tin? May GOD forgive you. And you also said that 'heaven and earth wil pass away but my words will still remain' are you GOD or is the toaster GOD? Some youths may really puts this in action. Imagine the damage caused. islamists will not do dis but we that are the light would even do more. May GOD forgive us. Youths nowadays dnt fear GOD o! Hmmm 1 Like |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Paschal360: 6:54pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Sageez: dis is d peak of lust, using the bible to joke. I dont find this funny. Can muslems use their quaran to joke? No, they use it to bomb. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 6:56pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
sbaks: @op u mean u sat down 2 write dis tin? May GOD 4give u. And u also said that 'heaven and earth wil pas away bt my words wil stil remain' are u GOD or is the toaster GOD? Sum youths may realy puts dis in action. Imagine d damage causd. islamists wil nt do dis bt we dat ar d light would even do more. May GOD 4give us. Yuts nowadays dnt fear GOD o! Hmmm you know what surprise me? Christians are even laughing over it. Dis is not funny |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 6:58pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
smeagol_gollum: no comment to you bro. I only pray your quaran helps you win a crown in heaven |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
sbaks: @op u mean u sat down 2 write dis tin? May GOD 4give u. And u also said that 'heaven and earth wil pas away bt my words wil stil remain' are u GOD or is the toaster GOD? Sum youths may realy puts dis in action. Imagine d damage causd. islamists wil nt do dis bt we dat ar d light would even do more. May GOD 4give us. Yuts nowadays dnt fear GOD o! Hmmmno,i didnt write dat.saw it on a frnd's wall on fcbuk n decided to post it here.y'all kip crucifying urselves nt me cuz im nt bothered.i read it and i found it interesting.kip taking panadol 4 my headache n post.u! yes! i mean u and u and u! im outta here. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 8:26pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Sageez:duh! no insult o bt can u pls shove ur islam wateva outta my post.y did u click on it in d 1st instance? did u c 'quaran toasting'? tnx. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
gosh! i hate 'holier than thou' attitudes. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by tolasquare(m): 8:56pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
What a good Job |
Re: Biblical Toasting by godman01(m): 9:08pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Okay o, try it on these girls and u will see. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by CATCHYBLOGGER: 9:52pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
God abeg forgive my inability to constrain this laughter caused by this silly dude. Can't believe I'm still laughing... |
Re: Biblical Toasting by funkymedina: 10:13pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
same heading sef and no reference to where he got the joke from |
Re: Biblical Toasting by free2ryhme: 1:24am On Jul 06, 2013 |
emalek: It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS we dey there when una dey sign the agreement guy fight your fight |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 8:00am On Jul 06, 2013 |
C'est moi: so u knw u hav an headache, i wil advice u 2 treat your headache b4 u will fall sick (backslide) which is very dangerous 2 ur health-Romans 1:32 |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 9:23am On Jul 06, 2013 |
C'est moi: am not saying that am holy dude, joking is permitted buh not with the word of God. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Adimonyemma: 10:25am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Really cool |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 2:54pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
Sageez:hey! im nt a dude! |
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