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Re: Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 2:57pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
Akseph:i wnt say anythng cuz if i do,u wnt lyk urslf n i dnt want to be banned. |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
C'est moi:pls cn u say it as long as it is goin 2 add 2 my life |
Re: Biblical Toasting by Cestmoi1(f): 5:02pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
Akseph:i'll just let dis slide n ignore u frm nw on b4 dis escalates in2 smthng else.cheers! |
Re: Biblical Toasting by DinahAlfaro: 5:31pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
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Re: Biblical Toasting by mayorjo4u: 2:31pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
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