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Desperate Guys, Lazy Cowards! U Make Me Wanna Puke! Learn From This. by jojofelini: 3:56pm On May 13, 2008
Might sound harsh, but i get disgusted each time i see a female or some guy pretending to be female put up a post bout needin a guy/boyfriend. then all of a sudden guy drop there phone numbers, like hot potatoes.

It is really a sad thing.

Look for those Hot guy, these chics have nottin in them! walk up to them and pitch ur line, most (not all sha) time u'll be surprise at how quickly u'll fill ur phone book.

Let me school u weak SOB on how the game is played. PROBABILITY

if u chat-up like 7 chick in a day, chances r that:
1. 2 of them will probably hate ur guts on sight. (big deal. na today)
2. 3 will most like give u their phone numbers without to much talk.
4. 1 will probably be waitin for something xtra from u befor they commit, i.e great conversation, flash cash anything even as low as nice smiles, n they drop phone numbers
5. 1 will probably smile with u n wait for the first chance to drop u. (it no dirt off ur shoulders)

So if in the end u get like 3 phone numbers ur doin okay, it's now for u to do the follow-up.
a word of advice dont kill the girls with xcess calls, never flash n if u must send text, send few, nice, FRIENDLY text (no sexual text of any kind till u know her well)

atleast with these few hints even the lamest of guy can have hopes of gettin laid soon,( provided his not a total loser.) and u guys can stop embarrassing guys by ur desperation on-line.

cheers.
Re: Desperate Guys, Lazy Cowards! U Make Me Wanna Puke! Learn From This. by princeonx: 4:56pm On May 13, 2008
welldone bross but this won't stop them from still doing it! bet before the day end someone might start a new thread that he need a babe/guy!
Re: Desperate Guys, Lazy Cowards! U Make Me Wanna Puke! Learn From This. by Nobody: 5:38pm On May 13, 2008
jojofelini:

Might sound harsh, but i get disgusted each time i see a female or some guy pretending to be female put up a post bout needin a guy/boyfriend. then all of a sudden guy drop there phone numbers, like hot potatoes.

It is really a sad thing.

Look for those Hot guy, these chics have nottin in them! walk up to them and pitch your line, most (not all sha) time u'll be surprise at how quickly u'll fill your phone book.

Let me school u weak SOB on how the game is played. PROBABILITY

if u chat-up like 7 chick in a day, chances r that:
1. 2 of them will probably hate your guts on sight. (big deal. na today)
2. 3 will most like give u their phone numbers without to much talk.
4. 1 will probably be waitin for something xtra from u befor they commit, i.e great conversation, flash cash anything even as low as nice smiles, n they drop phone numbers
5. 1 will probably smile with u n wait for the first chance to drop u. (it no dirt off your shoulders)

So if in the end u get like 3 phone numbers your doin okay, it's now for u to do the follow-up.
a word of advice don't kill the girls with xcess calls, never flash n if u must send text, send few, nice, FRIENDLY text (no sexual text of any kind till u know her well)

atleast with these few hints even the lamest of guy can have hopes of gettin laid soon,( provided his not a total loser.) and u guys can stop embarrassing guys by your desperation on-line.

cheers.


o boy, u no sabi 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 again?
Re: Desperate Guys, Lazy Cowards! U Make Me Wanna Puke! Learn From This. by rockiedink(m): 9:00am On May 14, 2008
@jojofelini

aside the typo (i'm gonna assume its a typo) i think u said some pretty good stuff there. big ups.

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