A man and a woman were driving along the country-side when they saw a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stopped, and the woman got out, picked it up, and brought it into the car. She said, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

The man said, "Put it between your legs." She asked, "What about the smell?" and he replied, "Hold It's nose !!"


Note: Sorry all, I just did a little search and realised this joke has been posted here before, forgive me please 

OMFG. i smell divorce

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hehehehe

ho-hum

OMFG. i smell divorce

if na only divorce the thing still good but i smell stranglation.

chai ! the man wicked ooo , why he nor tell the wife till now?

No he no wicked, the woman needed advice. Apart from the skunk she too need warmth, U know she said it is cold