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What A Nice Ride: by nirron1(m): 11:55pm On May 21, 2006
A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway, the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles and hour, will you take off all your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up.

When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off, he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car over.

The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help," he pleads.

She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."

He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says, "Cover your crotch with that and go get help from that gas station down the road."

She takes the shoe, covers herself between the legs, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives, she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help!Help! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies with some astonishment, "I think it's too late--he's too far in!"  
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Re: What A Nice Ride: by kajad(m): 8:44am On May 22, 2006
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Re: What A Nice Ride: by diddy4(m): 1:48am On May 23, 2006
ok that was so funny. damnnnnnnnnn
Re: What A Nice Ride: by senisho(m): 1:54am On May 23, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What A Nice Ride: by spikelord(m): 10:51am On May 25, 2006
The attendant would have thought the lady's p**sy was too wide to have swallowed the innocent man!
Re: What A Nice Ride: by Nobody: 11:00am On May 25, 2006
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very funny

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Re: What A Nice Ride: by trailblaze: 3:32pm On May 26, 2006
Where in the world did that come from? But the attendant na bad guy. How he go think say a fully grown man can be stuck in there?
Nice joke.
Re: What A Nice Ride: by GeeCee(m): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2009
Chei
Re: What A Nice Ride: by blissieng(f): 4:45pm On Jul 20, 2009
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Re: What A Nice Ride: by Jeovy(m): 4:48pm On Jul 20, 2009
very punny grin grin grin
Re: What A Nice Ride: by Recoverd(f): 8:12pm On Jul 20, 2009
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