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Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 11:08pm On Jun 29, 2013 |
1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2. Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in His presence) 3. Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz" 4. Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles. 6. Wear sunshades at night. 7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blocking. 8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki". 11. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent. 12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 13. Eat without meat,but will put toothpick in d mouth Who agrees with me?[/url]1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2. Go to church wit extension and bb charger (charging in His presence) 3. Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz" 4. Say an opening prayer at a night club. 5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles. 6. Wear sunshades at night. 7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blocking. 8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki". 11. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent. 12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 13. Eat without meat,but will put toothpick in d mouth Who agrees with me? [url]www.twitter.com/infobiz9ja[url/] 1 Like |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by sKeetz(m): 11:24pm On Jun 29, 2013 |
I don't agree with you. #no offeince |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 11:37pm On Jun 29, 2013 |
sKeetz: I don't agree with you. #no offence Give valid points as to why you oppose me. |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 11:45pm On Jun 29, 2013 |
I guess I'm nt a real nigerian then. |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by valdubem(m): 7:04am On Jun 30, 2013 |
Number 8 is a must do (for me). I don't trust no one. If an ATM can (atimes) count your money, debit your Account and still NOT dispense your cash for you, then you will understand why the above is a MUST do. |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:07am On Jun 30, 2013 |
Layemii: I guess I'm nt a real nigerian then. Hmmm I see. |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:08am On Jun 30, 2013 |
val_dubem: Number 8 is a must do (for me). I don't trust no one. Lol experience they say is the best teacher. |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 1:34am On Jul 01, 2013 |
Yeah cos I'm not sure I do that infobiz9ja: |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 5:33am On Jul 01, 2013 |
LOL |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:57am On Jul 01, 2013 |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by infobiz9ja(m): 7:57am On Jul 01, 2013 |
Layemii: Yeah cos I'm not sure I do thatDo what exactly? |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jul 01, 2013 |
Re: Only Real Nigerians Do The Following: by dani1luv: 4:58pm On Jul 01, 2013 |
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