1. Check the expiry date of gala after
eating it.
2. Go to church with extension and
bb charger (charging in His presence)
3. Update on BBM "about to cross"
get hit by a car and still update
"dying tinz"
4. Say an opening prayer at a night
club.
5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle
of coke and spend 30 minutes
snapping with champagne bottles.
6. Wear sunshades at night.
7. Wear complete rainbow colors like
its rag day and call it color blinding.
8. Count money after withdrawing
from an ATM (we trust no one, not
even machines)
9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees
Celsius.
10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and
a thin one "Aboki".
11. Travel to China for 2 days and
come back with a British accent.
12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled
water just to watch a soccer match.
full blooded Nigerianz wia una
dey"""Are you?