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Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by johnie: 10:08am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Nice one, OP. We need another set of tips on "How to jump off a moving bus" (I.e. "How to Ta'bo" ) ![]() |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by zivility: 10:14am On Jul 05, 2013 |
take off your wrist watch and put ur walet in ur front pocket (jeans). |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Suigenerisshegs(m): 10:16am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Quite funny ('⌣'). In Baddo's voice "Jeje lomo Eko n se" |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by acaolly1(m): 10:18am On Jul 05, 2013 |
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Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by powerblaze(m): 10:19am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Ladies, also watch for perverts who'll grind out your essentials all in the name of struggle.. Once remember a bus struggle I was involved in. This guy in front of me had his hands firmly clinched on a girl's boo.bs.. The girl didnt notice, as the struggle was intense.. I was quite surprised at his boldness! I flashed a look at the lady's endowment, and I began to feel jealous ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by rodriogo: 10:20am On Jul 05, 2013 |
wetin i dy go fyn 4 uwa oluwe bus..,nobi me wy umu agbero go use shine oh! |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by scholes23(m): 10:24am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Well as for me, na boot tinz. NO TIME............. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Ade5(m): 10:31am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Lool |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Nobody: 10:47am On Jul 05, 2013 |
ITbomb: Lagos Bus Struggle be like My guy where u get dis picture? |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by lancey(m): 10:49am On Jul 05, 2013 |
cash247: What happened to queuing!!! we still queue up! |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by idriis: 10:54am On Jul 05, 2013 |
yuzedo: Huh? Poeple still enters moluwe bus in dis 21th centurry?? we give uppp!!wetin you know? You wey na banana iceland you dey 24/7! |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by adaobasi(f): 11:04am On Jul 05, 2013 |
illicit: DONT CARRY BAGGAGES AND LUGGAGES, BE FREE AND SMART AS POSSIBLEAm sure you meant baggage and luggage. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by godman01(m): 11:20am On Jul 05, 2013 |
That's one of the reasons I can't stay in Lagos. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by brat4222(m): 11:37am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Hahahahahaha! You'r so funny for putting up this piece! U don tear my bele wt lafta. All this tips dey work sha. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by 1forall: 11:43am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Suffering and smiling smh |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by naijaboiy: 11:47am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Abeg if you deyy use car comot for dis thread...no com oppress Us...lmao |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by micki83(m): 11:47am On Jul 05, 2013 |
godman01: That's one of the reasons I can't stay in Lagos.Lol...thank God I've left that town. I vaguely remember one incident that happnd wen I was a kid.my elder sister(who was abt 17 at that time) and I had gone to yaba(she needed to do some shopping 4 skool and asked me to "escort" her).I was abt 11 years old then. On our way back from d market,getting transport from yaba back to festac was an uphill task,considering d mad rush for buses(and my sis and I weren't very street-smart..."Daddy's pets",if u will,lol) Well,after waiting for so long and being pushed away (by all d other street-savvy lagosians)from any bus that managed to stop close to where we were standing several times(and d sun dat day eh,no be here o!),I got frustrated and tired of waiting.so all of a sudden,here comes dis bus,with d conductor screaming a destination that I had never heard in my life(dat was my first time outside festac without d family cars),but I didn't care;I was so tired dat I jumped into d bus as soon as it slowed down.apparently,that wasn't d vehicle we were supposed to board then,so my sister didn't enter,but I moved so fast that b4 she knew what was happnin,I was in d bus! Trust lagos buses,almost as soon as I entered,d driver started movin again!imagine my shock and fright wen I realised that my dear sister(and guardian for d day) wasn't in d bus with me!I culdnt even shout;I was just lookin at her desperately as d bus was moving! Oh,my poor sister...how she screamed and ran after d bus with all her shopping bags("stop!...wait!...stooop!!!!)lol.it must hav bin a sight!other ppl standing must hav noticed her distress so d were just shouting until dey got d driver's attention b4 he went too far. Anyway,d bus stopped(finally) and I got down and rush into my sister's arms(na dat day I know say I really luv her!).we were both too shaken to talk abt d incident at dat point.it was later that night,wen we were safely home that she told me how scared she was...surely she knew my mom wuld hav beaten her to death and buried her,so she said as she was shouting and running after d bus,she kept thinking to herself that she wuld never return home,but instead go to allen avenue and become a prosti*tute in order to survive!(I'm sure then,she didn't even know where allen avenue was).hehehehe...and oh,of course we never told our parents what went down that day. 4 Likes |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by naturalwaves: 11:58am On Jul 05, 2013 |
Nice write up Tutu. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by ocephraim(m): 11:58am On Jul 05, 2013 |
*singing*....Eko ile!! Lagos city..... U mst shine ya eyes!! ![]() |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by sholikay(m): 12:00pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
ganase2:..@OP dats naija 4 u..even 3 people wen i c 4 one bustop lyk dat still dey fight each oda, to enta 1 empty coastal bus...we lyk to rush eeehhhh!... |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by PStacks(m): 12:10pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Very nice one.. But you don't tell a Blind man its raining.. U can't educate lagosian and Bus transportation.. Right from the Days of Molueh to Danfo buses to BRT buses, lagosians have survived. Thanks all the same. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by dammytex: 12:16pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
![]() ![]() Even though, the write up sounds funny, they are actually true and helpful in some struggles for public passenger buses since we Nigerians are never patient enough to queue. @OP, are these tips also applicable for BRT buses? |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by kingklaus(m): 12:27pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
johnie: Nice one, OP.one day u will need another set of tips to dive out of a moving plane. Lol |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by ruffhandu: 12:34pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@ ganase2 Really,this is cool. This is one of the reasons I dislike Lagos. It makes me spend long hrs on some bus stops when am on a casual movement in Lagos back then (spent some one month there in 2007). Most times, I biked. I once biked from V.I to Mazamaza after spending more than an hr and half there, waiting for many buses to come at a time and as well as passenger number attrition. But people kept trooping out in their numbers. I needed to catch a bus to Calabar. Was frustrated, I got one aboki to take me there. My firends were like, "how could you do that?" @ ITbOmb Is this picture a photograph or drawn? it's really funny. |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by chumakk: 12:37pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
collynzo2: Poor man mentality. Get a car and live for work early. Sufferman!It's only in Africa and Nigeria that driving a car makes one a "rich man" Change your mindset! |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
So funny ![]() ![]() |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Esinwaju: 1:06pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Funny article but having said that, I totally disagree 'with the going through the window is razzness' cos me dey do that one well well hehe |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Nobody: 1:20pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
ganase2:u must be a professor in this game. Kudos! Funny but useful... |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by noskyboy(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
so i should call my superior every day to tell him/her that i myt be late? na firing remain be that |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by angelz(f): 1:41pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
u wan kill me with laughter with the pics above. i want to believe its Photoshop, cus if its real, den l wont stop laughing. Rolly83: |
Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
angelz: u wan kill me with laughter with the pics above. |
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