CHAPTER ONE
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KetewPomponi was a little farming village that shared borders with Kankamuum in the north, Atwaa in the south, Bintu in the east and Osobrokyie in the West. KetewPomponi was famous for its excellence in agriculture as all neighbouring villages and beyond depended on them for maize and yams. The chief of KetewPomponi, CFCfan was a benevolent wealthy man who was married to Hollandis.They had been married for six years without an issue, and CFCfan's mother, Idowuogbo always quarreled with Hollandis to give her a grandchild or else she would bring a second wife. This caused lots of distress for Hollandis as she didnt like the idea of a second wife.

Meanwhile, if there was one family in KetewPomponi that was always in the news, then it was Bunmioguns and his family.Bunmioguns had three wives and six children.Pretiebony the first wife, booqee the second wife and freecocoa the third. In all, Bunmioguns was blessed with seven children, namely Lagusta, Born2fuck, Bushy-anus, Bigvajina, Olaadegbu,Ajibel and 190.What made this family an interesting one was the fact that, though they were very successful in maize farming, the father Bunmioguns was a very lazy, promiscuous and drunk man. The three wives had their own periodic quarrels and the children were very recalcitrant.
One sunny afternoon, Bunmioguns was sitting in his chair under a tree in front of his house with his wives and children when 190, his last son came home with a goat around his neck. " 190, 190, where from this goat?" Pretiebony who was his mother asked looking worried. Bunmioguns who didnt like the question remarked angrily " lazy woman! see oo, instead of her grabbing the goat to prepare soup for the family, she is asking silly questions". Soon, fufu was ready and the soup was prepared with the goat 190 brought home. The family often sat round a big table and ate together from one big bowl." where is the goat's genitall?" Bunmioguns who loved that part with passion asked the women who prepared the meal, and there was silence round the table. " i ask again, where is the goat's kpekus?" Bunmioguns barked again angrier. It was then that Bushy-anus stammered " i-i-i-saw Bo-bo-bo-born2-fu-Bleep steal it from the pot in the kitchen, papa ". Born2fuck was noted from stealing meat from the pot and even sometimes went to neighbours' kitchen to steal meat. Bunmioguns gave his son Born2fuck a hot slap immediately, which caused Born2fuck throw out the meat he was eating. The evening's joy of eating goat soup was marred by the incident at the table and there was extreme silence and sadness in the house.

Early next morning, the town-crier Lefulefu beat his gong-gong. The message was that, the village's fetish priest Okija juju was reporting of his missing goat, and that anyone that knows about the theft should go to his shrine immediately else disaster would visit them. Lefulefu added that, even those that tasted the soup of the said goat, including those that even smelt the aroma risked disastrous consequences if they didnt go to the shrine as early as possible to confess. Just sfter the town-crier left, 190 ran to his father, knelt before him and cried " papa, it's me, i stole the goat, it's me ". Bunmioguns out of shock had to use the toilet immediately. It was a village pit-latrine patronized by all the villagers. Since it was still early in the day, he carried his lamp. The moment he entered the toilet, he saw a snake so he took to his heels. He came back home, and left with 190 to Okija juju's shrine. There 190 confessed he came to steal the goat from the shrine the day before. Okija juju was angry.
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The family often sat round a big table and ate together from one big bowl." where is the goat's
genitals?" Bunmioguns who loved that part with passion asked the
women who prepared the meal,
and there was silence round the
table. "I ask again, where is the
goat's kpekus?" Bunmioguns
barked again angrier.

El guapo was Bunmioguns best friend in KetewPomponi and
was renowned for his
drunkenness. El guapo always
represented KetewPomponi in the
annual inter-village drinking
contest, and had won the title for nine consecutive years. He was
however yet to marry though he
was in his mid-forties.

Which kine wahala be this?

This guy..You be original kolo mental . Nice job..

Ok bin, am with you on this...
Although that does not include when sexkillz comes after you with his cutlass nor when the duo of Idowuogbo and freecocoa will visit you with heart shattering words.

Your madness knows no bounds... ride on please

Interesting read...

ok bin, let's see how it will go. Hope u won't mention Seun/Mukina's name?

albacete: ok bin, let's see how it will go. Hope u won't mention Seun/Mukina's name?

they are surely there [i][/i]

bin gbagbo:

they are surely there [i][/i]

Interesting!
so Seun will be a palm wine tapper and mukina will be ...........






Oga Seun, na joke ooo. No ban ur boy oo.

albacete:
Interesting!
so Seun will be a palm wine tapper and mukina will be ...........






Oga Seun, na joke ooo. No ban ur boy oo.

following

rozayx5: following

aiiight

Orisirisi and shockingly, I enjoyed the story.

Wondering what maclatunji will be.

Following..

Yeye OP.

following

freecocoa: Yeye OP.

bush pig

If you need a character as the village hunter, pls use Ikenna51

Still laughing at the "Goat' Kpekus"

Gbagbo Ti Kolo!!

bin gbagbo:
















bush pig

shey you know you are crazy?

Brimmie: If you need a character as the village hunter, pls use [b]Ikenna51
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Still laughing at the "Goat' Kpekus"

Gbagbo Ti Kolo!!

https://www.nairaland.com/1350135/barter-trade-fiction-nairaland-characters#16672203

freecocoa: shey you know you are crazy?

yeb, i know we are

Comic relief

bin you craze finish

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Lol! This is freaking funny...

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HotNaijaBabe:


Jessssoooooos! BigVagina is actually a Moniker on NL....*dies*

you are warned

You have to include members of Association of Ghanaian Warriors AGW ( Otumfour being the president, Petrodolla secretary, Abriantie, and fuelish) in this your write-up.