When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.

You go apologize tire.

When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.

Meeehn, you go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with your bare hands.

You must provide d proof ohh, or else...

When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.

Na A1 you go get, no worry.

When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year.

Abeg eeee

When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"

You go travel go villa by force.

When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.

O'boy, e don red be dat!

When your dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA... and he's there with you.

Na your mama go start to pay your school fees.

When you dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...

Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.

When you finish eating in an eatery and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi...

Start to prepare your grammar.

When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass...

O'boy, just stop beg am.

When you give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.

Generosity go change mind.